User:Franz Joseff Land

Hi! I am Francis Joseph Archibald, High Provost of The Hegemony of Franz Joseff Land and iron-fisted dictator of The Region of Tapioca. Welcome to my site!

I enjoy golf, fishing, and playing backgammon. I have a beach house on Oströv Nortbruk, and go there in the summer with my wife and kids. When not ruling the country and silencing infidels I also enjoy snorkelling in archangel.

I hope you come visit us in Franz Joseff Land! It is certainly not freezing cold, nor do the people live in fear of an opressive and borderline-psychotic dictatorship! Nope! So come on over.