User:Guffingford/Blah

On msn known by its broad scala of names, many inane, others even worse. The most common ones are "I am a liar", "The Mystery Man" or a quote stating the obvious, a classy catchphrase or something insulting to $_stereotype. I have no problems with openly admitting I listen to Bruce Springsteen or any other real artist. If you wish to contact me - and a lot of people just love to given the amount of telegrams I receive and delete - reconsider this and look at yourself:

• Listens to Slipknot, Greenday or any other of those 'anti-' establishment rock bands? Save yourself a most violent tirade and don't add me to msn.

• If you have anime artist aspirations, don't add me. I hate anime with a passion. I try to live up to my NS motto as much as possible: To save the world from intellectual and moral decay.

• Want roleplay advice? Go to the RP university and don't bother me.

• Hate me ICly or OOCly? Send me a hate telegram and I'll make screenshot of it. Hate never goes unnoticed. Just don't soil my MSN list.

• Rap, Hip Hop or R 'n B? Want to test my patience? Try it.

I'm a hardline hater of AOL and ICQ, I even hate mIRC even more (even though I go to #ns occasionally to start messing things up with my extremely childish behavior), compassionate Thief 1 and Thief 2 fanatic (I still play both no matter what people say), plays Serious Sam I and the 2nd Encounter still, cheater in various HL modifications - namely Team Fortress Classic - but ended up playing NationStates when a link was given on the now dead firearmsmod.com forums. From there HP played on the forums, started some serious junk in II. And I still think the old forums are, when it comes to style and usability a lot better than Jolt. But that's just me living in the past.

However, whatever I did was somehow within the boundaries of reason on NationStates (define reason). Although I said a couple of times I'd quit NS using the "suicide by mod" tactic and then keep popping back à la Eire Shamrock I never did it. Most likely I'll never do it but I keep saying it because my msn contacts find it so damn amusing to see me ranting. I also like to make various amazing artistic impressions of people I kind of dislike on NationStates but somehow a certain moderator found this a not-very-nice idea and decided to punish me for it if I ever do it again. Got me thinking, and I concluded not to use an obvious drawing style and different host. Thank you!

I used to play with Holy Panooly alot but grew tired of it at some point. Now Guffingford is my main nation. Guffingford was given to me by Super American VX Man after I whined several times to him on msn about getting a big puppet. When I got my puppet I was a kid again and I kept bragging about its size (2.5 billion) when I got it. Shame Guff was dead for 1 whole month otherwise it would be at least 100 million bigger. I still have sleepless nights because of that.

Anyway, Guffingford (aka Holy Panooly, Sirens of Titan and Geiyersley on NSafrica) is a bit of a strange entity on NationStates, frequently exploring the thin line between what's allowed and what-not. Currently roaming around the forums, writing stories in NationStates and making once in a while a post in International Incidents, Guffingford is mostly just... roaming around the boards.