User:Kedalfax/quotes

Posted by Brains in Tanks

Quote: Hey, the moon landing was a fake! Ever notice that the american flag flaps around in the wind.

No, I never noticed that. I must have been watching the digitally remastered version Lucus put out. You know, the one where Neil Armstrong has a scene with Jabba the Hut?

Dobbsworld responds: You must mean Episode 0: The Apollo Skirmish.

Bodys Without Organs: Why does Episode 0 happen chronologically after Episodes I-VI?

Posted by Me: [A sex scene] Between Neil Armstrong and Jabba the Hut? Thanks, now I won't be able to sleep tonight.

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