Va'karela

The va'karela (Rejistanian for 'to make karelan') is a mysterious object, first found in Total n Utter Insanity but thought to have been invented by Rejistanian scientists. Basically, it is thought to work by altering the minds of people so that they think a 10-0-0 formation is technically and inherently beautiful, accept that footballers can spend 90 minutes doing nothing but hanging off the crossbar and diving to stop the ball, and other quirks of the System Karela. It is thought to have been at work on Streetian and Insanician fans and players during World Cup 21, and has probably been used in Rejistania for decades to lure the people into believing that their system is the beautiful one.