Wartom
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The Queer Dominion of Wartom is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 393 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Law & Order and the Environment are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 87%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, and televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wartom's national animal is the white deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the gold coin.
The Queer Dominion of Wartom is ruled in a quite special, if not queer way. The Ruler, High-Bard Wartom, is absolute ruler and can create new laws and demand anything. But even thoug this is the case he rules by letting people do exactly what they want and demands that they have fun doing it. The Political rights was low at the start, but in the later times he has allowed the people to have stewards to rule them, apointed by the people them self. Wartom does still have the avsolute power and may order the stewards to retire anytime he wants to, but somehow he doesn`t want it at all. Most of the people love him, but a miniority of sinsere people dislikes him being so unserious and Wartom are constantly attacked by assasins from this fanatic group called Sincere Seriousness of Grim Face. Wartom does not care however and have fun while drinking slush. The burger king king are also a well known guest at the royal halls of Warton.
Altough everybody loves Wartom, he has nevertheless declared war on the entire world, except inhabitants of Evermoore, the continent he resides in. As a near ally to Lord Grifix of course. The entire world simply does not care that he has declared war on them, mainly because The Queer Dominion of Wartom has no army at all. Weapons are allowed to carry openly however, and people stand ready to defend Wartom with their lives.
The geographics of The Queer Dominion of Wartom are stunning and has forest and rivers and all that.
In Wartom there are NO crime and this is because Wartom is so loved by his people everyone almost explode. They don`t of course. The Queer Dominion of Wartom hasa police unit of course, but they are more like bounders, as in The Shire in J.R.R Tolkiens The Lord of the Rings(r). OMG reference. Anyway. If someone are captured as criminal in TQDOW they are instantly killed, whipped or thrown in some dungeon. Another reason to stay behind the line. No one ever does crime anyway so it does not matter.
Wartom enjoys tea, and likes to walk in his bathrobe ALL THE TIME! He is cool too. He plays lute as well. Swell.
LUTES AND SUMBAksmdadsd aspa spam spam spam. The end!
