Woe Unto Us

Woe Unto Us is the best of all possible regions, and its leaders are the best of all possible leaders. Member nations are blessed with the fruits of victory as each blow against counter-revolutionary thought is landed. All enemies of the People must be pounded flat into Fruit Roll-ups.

The regional anthem is set to words by Narga Txorkulag:

Arise, O member states!
Arise; meet your glory as the dawn breaks!
All who stand in our trajectory shall be flattened.
Woe unto ye who ridicule our internal quarrels--
They shall only lead us to a new form of human truth!
Arise, brave Clowns! Arise, gentle Lumors!
Arise, O new people born from the sodden dirt!

The current spiritual leader of Woe Unto Us is Erisiya Montanya, whose senseless pseudo-religious drivel annoys the hell out of everybody else. The current head of this religious movement is Rev. Dr. Pope Gom.