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== Current projects == | == Current projects == | ||
| − | Audio Assault | + | Audio Assault has sucessfully rebuilt itself following the war against the robots. |
| + | All the gigantic concert arenas are being added on to to allow 1,000,000-plus in each one. | ||
| − | + | Audio Assault's elections are on March 1st. Incumbent Henry Rollins is running against Senator Ozzy Osbourne from the Araya Province (principal city: Pantera), and a teenage kid known only as "Johnny Rotten" from the city of Nirvana. | |
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| + | The space program is a work of art compared to how it used to be. The 4 Metallica-Class ships (the old ones) serveas shuttles between Audio Assault, Axis-Omega, and a new moon colony that's currently under construction. The Foghat-Class ships are literally flying out of thier factories, with 3 finished, and 3 more nearing completion. the "Bad Company" and "Pink Floyd" are currently undergoing test flights, and "Foghat" is on a top-secret mission to another part of the galaxy. | ||
| + | All 6 Foghat-Class ships will be appointed to interstellar missions upoon completion and certification. | ||
== Government and miscellany == | == Government and miscellany == | ||
Revision as of 14:28, 15 February 2005
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| Flag of Audio Assault | |
| Motto: "Rock is dead. Long live rock." | |
| Map Available Yet | |
| Region | Axis of Absurdity |
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| Capital | |
| Official Language(s) | |
| Government | |
| Population | < 2 billion |
| Currency | |
| NS Sunset XML | |
History
The Eardrum-Shattering Empire of Audio Assault's history dates back to May of 2003. The founder of AA had started out with a country called The Rogue Nation of Cemeteria. If the history books are correct, Cemeteria did not last very long.
Fast forward to March of 2004, when the founder of Cemeteria had a little more time on his hands. As he was creating this country, he was listening to an old Van Halen album (the 1st one). "Eruption" blasted out of the worn-out speakers on his computer, and the phrase "Audio Assault" jumped out of the recesses of his brain and onto the keyboard.
The Rouge Nation of Audio Assault spent the first two months of it's existence in the West Pacific. The founder remembered hearing about Axis of Absurdity back in the Cemeteria days, and decided to make for the Axis.
In Sepetmber 2004, the Rouge Nation of Audio Assault reached the half-billion population mark. This is when Audio Assault changed from a Rouge Nation to an Eardrum-Shattering Empire.
Since arriving in the Axis so many moons ago, Audio Assault has caused hearing loss from one side of the region to the other with it's incessant rock concerts. Nearly any and every rock band worthy of mention as played in AA at least a dozen times. Enormous concert arenas were built in every major city.
Current projects
Audio Assault has sucessfully rebuilt itself following the war against the robots. All the gigantic concert arenas are being added on to to allow 1,000,000-plus in each one.
Audio Assault's elections are on March 1st. Incumbent Henry Rollins is running against Senator Ozzy Osbourne from the Araya Province (principal city: Pantera), and a teenage kid known only as "Johnny Rotten" from the city of Nirvana.
The space program is a work of art compared to how it used to be. The 4 Metallica-Class ships (the old ones) serveas shuttles between Audio Assault, Axis-Omega, and a new moon colony that's currently under construction. The Foghat-Class ships are literally flying out of thier factories, with 3 finished, and 3 more nearing completion. the "Bad Company" and "Pink Floyd" are currently undergoing test flights, and "Foghat" is on a top-secret mission to another part of the galaxy. All 6 Foghat-Class ships will be appointed to interstellar missions upoon completion and certification.
Government and miscellany
Audio Assault has a democratic government which elects it's president. The current president is former "Black Flag" frontman Henry Rollins. The next presidential election is scheduled for this coming March.
All laws on the books in Audio Assault are approved by the voters. The citizens enjoy first-rate political and civil freedoms. The official languange is English, but German is fast becoming the main secondary language.
