Difference between revisions of "Audio Assault"
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| − | Nirvana Class: | + | Nirvana Class: Great White Class: |
| − | -Led Zeppelin | + | -Led Zeppelin -Great White |
| − | -Jimi Hendrix | + | -Jimi Hendrix -Anthrax |
| − | -Black Sabbath | + | -Black Sabbath -Axl Rose |
| − | -Pink Floyd | + | -Pink Floyd -Jackyl |
-Nirvana | -Nirvana | ||
-Mick Jagger | -Mick Jagger | ||
-Pearl Jam | -Pearl Jam | ||
| − | -Johnny Ramone | + | -Johnny Ramone Slipknot Class: |
-Rancid | -Rancid | ||
-Bad Company | -Bad Company | ||
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-Motley Crue | -Motley Crue | ||
-Hatebreed | -Hatebreed | ||
| − | -Ozzy Osbourne | + | -Ozzy Osbourne F-360 Fighters: |
-Mudvayne | -Mudvayne | ||
-Eddie Van Halen (Flagship) | -Eddie Van Halen (Flagship) | ||
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-Kirk Hammitt | -Kirk Hammitt | ||
-Cliff Burton | -Cliff Burton | ||
| − | -Alex Van Halen | + | -Alex Van Halen Other Ships: |
| − | - | + | -Brian May |
| − | -Mudhoney | + | -Mudhoney -Damageplan |
| − | -Bon Scott | + | -Bon Scott -Audio Assault I |
-Nikki Sixx | -Nikki Sixx | ||
-Aerosmith | -Aerosmith | ||
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| − | -Ships No. 1 thruogh | + | -Ships No. 1 thruogh 40,000 |
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-Robert Smith Space Station | -Robert Smith Space Station | ||
-Primus Space Station | -Primus Space Station | ||
| − | + | -Highway to Hell Moon Colony | |
| + | -Atreyu (our city on PH's Axis-Omega) | ||
The behemoth concert arenas have not been forgotten at all. They continue to be built, and they continue to be filled to the rafters with psychotic concert-goers!! | The behemoth concert arenas have not been forgotten at all. They continue to be built, and they continue to be filled to the rafters with psychotic concert-goers!! | ||
Revision as of 13:45, 27 August 2005
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| Motto: "Rock is dead. Long live rock." | |
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| Region | Axis of Absurdity |
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History
The Eardrum-Shattering Empire of Audio Assault's history dates back to May of 2003. The founder of AA had started out with a country called The Rogue Nation of Cemeteria. If the history books are correct, Cemeteria did not last very long.
Fast forward to March of 2004, when the founder of Cemeteria had a little more time on his hands. As he was creating this country, he was listening to an old Van Halen album (the 1st one). "Eruption" blasted out of the worn-out speakers on his computer, and the phrase "Audio Assault" jumped out of the recesses of his brain and onto the keyboard.
The Rouge Nation of Audio Assault spent the first two months of it's existence in the West Pacific. The founder remembered hearing about Axis of Absurdity back in the Cemeteria days, and decided to make for the Axis.
In Sepetmber 2004, the Rouge Nation of Audio Assault reached the half-billion population mark. This is when Audio Assault changed from a Rouge Nation to an Eardrum-Shattering Empire.
Since arriving in the Axis so many moons ago, Audio Assault has caused hearing loss from one side of the region to the other with it's incessant rock concerts. Nearly any and every rock band worthy of mention as played in AA at least a dozen times. Enormous concert arenas were built in every major city.
Current projects
Audio Assault Space Command is undergoing a massive internal overhaul, due to enemy spies working to bring AASC down from within. To date, the majority of AA's fleet is being operated by other countries, and will continue to be until further notice. The AASS Led Zeppelin is on a mission that will take it out of the galaxy, and Spacetec Industries has closed down the assembly line for the model 4000-X, meaning the Nirvana Class Vessels will soon be phased out. The New class of spaceships will be based on the Spacetec Industries Model IC-210, and will be known as the Great White Class. A new class of battle cruisers may be in the works to.
Nirvana Class: Great White Class:
-Led Zeppelin -Great White -Jimi Hendrix -Anthrax -Black Sabbath -Axl Rose -Pink Floyd -Jackyl -Nirvana -Mick Jagger -Pearl Jam -Johnny Ramone Slipknot Class: -Rancid -Bad Company -Johnny Paycheck -Rick James -Disturbed -Metallica -Motley Crue -Hatebreed -Ozzy Osbourne F-360 Fighters: -Mudvayne -Eddie Van Halen (Flagship) -David Lee Roth -Kirk Hammitt -Cliff Burton -Alex Van Halen Other Ships:
-Brian May
-Mudhoney -Damageplan -Bon Scott -Audio Assault I -Nikki Sixx -Aerosmith -Iron Butterfly -Jerry Garcia -Jim Morrison -Jimmy Page -Motorhead -Machinehead -Audioslave -Trent Reznor -Bizarre -Marilyn Manson -Great White -DMX -Lemmy -Half Halo -Dimebag Darrell -Norma Jean -Deep Purple -Poison -Skid Row -Dead Kennedy -Misfit
Slayer Class:
-Slayer -Eminem -Slash -Fred Durst -Pantera -Megadeth
S-2300 Fighters: -Ships No. 1 thruogh 40,000
Space Stations:
-Roger Waters Space Station
-Keith Moon Space Station
-Robert Smith Space Station
-Primus Space Station
-Highway to Hell Moon Colony
-Atreyu (our city on PH's Axis-Omega)
The behemoth concert arenas have not been forgotten at all. They continue to be built, and they continue to be filled to the rafters with psychotic concert-goers!!
Government and Miscellaneous
Audio Assault has a democratic government which elects it's president. The current president is former "Black Flag" frontman Henry Rollins. The next presidential election is scheduled for this coming March.
All laws on the books in Audio Assault are approved by the voters. The citizens enjoy first-rate political and civil freedoms. The official languange is English, but German is fast becoming the main secondary language.
