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| + | The Gaming Racing Republic of EASucks is a huge, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 995 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion. | ||
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| + | It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Public Transport and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. | ||
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| + | The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EASucks's national animal is the Corvette, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the papyrus dollar. | ||
Revision as of 12:55, 13 August 2005
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| Flag of EASucks | |
| Motto: "Where Tire Safety Issues are NOT An Issue" | |
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| Region | Tundra |
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| Official Language(s) | English |
| Government | |
| Population | 4.0 billion |
| Currency | Papyrus Dollar |
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The Gaming Racing Republic of EASucks is a huge, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 995 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Public Transport and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EASucks's national animal is the Corvette, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the papyrus dollar.
