EASucks
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| Flag of EASucks | |
| Motto: "Where Tire Safety Issues are NOT An Issue" | |
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| Region | Tundra |
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| Capital | |
| Official Language(s) | English |
| Government | |
| Population | 4.0 billion |
| Currency | Papyrus Dollar |
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The Gaming Racing Republic of EASucks is a huge, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 995 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Public Transport and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EASucks's national animal is the Corvette, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the papyrus dollar.
History
The foundation of the world's greatest EA haters occurs WAY before video games are invented. When settlers of TUNDRA settled here in 667 BC, and all of whom are christians, they formed a government. Before the Armed Republic of EA Sucks was formed, it was called "The republic of Football (I meant soccer) Haters" (first the Right Wing Nut Jobs). They kept the tradition by barging soccer clubs out of the country. When NASCAR was introduced in 1960, one year after Lee Petty won the first Daytona 500, things changed.
After the drastic change, the whole nation builds racetracks all over the nation. Due to limited resources in 2000, it was required that all race cars must have cleaner fuel (we use Hydrogen gas now). They even have their own series, the Sierra Stock Car Sport Cup (SSCSC). It is now mandatory that all counties have at least one track (4 maximum due to tax situation), distance regardless, and any vehicle on track, to be on grounds.
In 1994, another change. Soccer has been introduced since the ban of soccer in 1905. Big soccer stadiums are introduced, but not many people attended.
EA Hater nation started in 2004, when NASCAR was brought into EA. The release of NASCAR Thunder 2004 for PC received a 6.7 (Gamespot rating) score, and revenue was plunged. Since then, the government changed their name to honor the EA Haters. It is now "The Armed Republic of EA Sucks" because of the persuasion of the EA Degeneration on Newgrounds.com.
