Difference between revisions of "J Gordon"
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| + | The Grand Racing Empire of J Gordon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 603 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." | ||
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| + | It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. | ||
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| + | Citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. J Gordon's national animal is the Jeff Gordon Fan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gordon. | ||
Revision as of 13:01, 13 August 2005
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| Flag of J Gordon | |
| Motto: "If not Jeff Gordon, then we don't care" | |
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| Region | Tundra |
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| Official Language(s) | English |
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| Population | 900 million |
| Currency | The Gordon |
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The Grand Racing Empire of J Gordon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 603 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and all weapon research has been banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. J Gordon's national animal is the Jeff Gordon Fan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Gordon.
