Fanny Moo Examiner On-Line
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Catchment
- Location: Fanny Moo
- Nation: Errinundera
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HUNT ON FOR MISSING BOOT
The Vegan Marxist Party Inc has complained to Fanny Moo authorities that insufficient football boots were buried at the recent interment of bovine relics. “It’s simply a matter of arithmetic,” says VMPI activist, aroha. “89 football boots were buried. Boots are always sold in pairs. There must be at least one other boot somewhere. This wrecks the credibility of the entire ceremony. How many other leather items are still out there awaiting a decent burial?” Through an interpreter, sniffer wombat, kaboof, said she would look out for any leather items in her normal rounds. “Does leather taste good?” was her concluding remark as she dragged her trainer, whoaboy, into the Fanny Moo undergrowth in pursuit of another meal.
