Krebylflivyx
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| Flag of Krebylflivyx | |
| Motto: Kraft und Freiheit ist das Heiligewert Untergehabt! | |
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| Region | Diamond Bar (Formerly Zullou) |
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| Capital | Capital |
| Official Language(s) | English, Kreblyflivyxian, Basque |
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| Population | 285 million |
| Currency | Cruise Token (formerly Zullou Cruise Token) |
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Overview
The Republic of Krebylflivyx is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate population of 285 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, and people who are terrified of needles are torn between their phobia and free health care.
Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, all streets are privately owned toll roads, all forms of advertising are banned, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and cars are banned from built-up areas.
Crime is well under control. Krebylflivyx's national animal is the gobble terky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cruise token.
National Animal
The gobble terky appears as a mascot on most national sports team jerseys, and it also appears on most postage stamps. There are steep fines for harming, moving, or even touching a wild gobble terky without the express concent of the Krebylflivyx government's Bureau of Gobble Terky Affairs. Such fines may range from 100CT to as high as 1,000,000CT for killing one.
National Motto
The national motto of Krebylflivyx is Kraft und Freiheit ist das Heiligewert Untergehabt. This translates from German as "Strength and liberty are holy worth that to being neglectable abbott!" The history of this motto is interesting, as it was not understood until very recently as gibberish and since it has been the traditional motto for some time (except for a short period where it was replaced by ELEGANTIA ET DIGNITAS SIMILIS IGENVO GOBBLE TERKY during the nation's period as the "Dominion of Krebylflivyx").
Government
Voting is Mandatory. Voters may select "none of the above" and voter innitiatives have hit all-time ridiculousness, declaring bubble-wrap an "abomination of nature".
Social Issues
Same-Sex marriage is legal in Krebylflivyx, and people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
