Raging Penguins Football team
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The Raging Penguins Team
The Raging Penguins Football team is hated by the government, unpopular with sports fans world-wide, and notorious for the amount of dangerous criminals and escaped lunatics which make the roster. On the teams first appearance in The Lancre Cup, all but three of the teams players were arrested for a number of charges. Since then, They Have played a series of disasterous games in The World Cup.
Unfortunately, the Yesnono Police department was required to give them back, much to the disapointment of the Raging Penguins government.
The Current Roster
Strikers: , Furious Porridge, Wild Penguin (Captain), Lawerence Snabs
Midfielders: Mrs. Tweezly, Darling Sweetie, Devious Penguin
Defenders: DMYS, Normal Penguin, Obese Penguin, Fnab-Fnab
Goalkeeper: Willie Dee and his Extremely Dangerous Hair
Players Lost In Action:
The CHAMPION!!!!! (Defender)
Arnold Flitchly (Defender)
Al Broller (Defender)
Mostly Mouths (Midfielder)
The Penguin (Striker-Captain)
Players Locked Away:
Derek Snaddly (Midfielder)
Players Lost In In-Action:
Irritated Penguin (Midfielder)
ABSOLUT LUNATIC (Striker - Captain)
A description of the players can be found: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=10816264&postcount=41
An updated version can be found: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11464687&postcount=23
