Twafflonia
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| Flag of Twafflonia | |
| Motto: "Quiet! I am privatizing!" | |
| Region | Libertarian |
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| Capital | Twashington D.C. |
| Official Language(s) | None |
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| Population | 1.704 billion |
| Currency | Twafflonian IOU |
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Twafflonia is a massive, devout, safe, socially progressive nation in the region of Libertarian. It is notable for its compulsory military service, its complete absence of social welfare, and its barren, inhospitable landscape. According to a survey of July 29th, 2007, Twafflonia boasts a hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.704 billion. Twafflonia's national animal is the free-range twaffle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Twafflonian IOU. The Twafflonian motto is "Quiet! I am privatizing!"
Twafflonia is a UN member with 13 endorsements. Its UN category is "Capitalist Paradise," and its Civil Rights are "Excellent," its Economy "Strong," and its Political Freedoms "Average."
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Government
Twafflonia is either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which. There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality.
Economy
Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing.
Crime
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force.
Facts
- There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'
- Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been recorded
- Military spending is on the increase
- Ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools
- A National Academy regulates grammar and usage
