Slampaslomsveids
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| Motto: Your Pancakes Are Your Neighbour's Pancakes | |
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| Region | Soviet Republics |
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| Capital | Panna |
| Official Language(s) | Latvian (official), Slampian (official), the Pavaars minority speaks French |
| Leader | The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids |
| Population | 26,004,956 (June 2005) |
| Currency | Slampa (but changing to Red Crown soon) |
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Geography
Location: Eastern Europe, North of Moratalaz, South of Way North
Map references: Europe
Area: total: 88,572 sq km (land: 74,473 and water: 14,099 sq km)
Highest point: Augsta Slampassmaile 1478 m
People
Population: 26,004,956 (June 2005)
Age structure:
- 0-14 years: 22.5%
- 15-64 years: 67.7%
- 65 years and over: 9.8%
Life expectancy at birth:
- male: 72.43 years
- female: 78,59 years
Total fertility rate: 2,34 children born/woman (2005 est.)
HIV/AIDS:
- people living with HIV/AIDS: 10,000 (2001 est.)
- deaths: 300 (2003 est.)
Nationality:
- noun: Slampaslomsveidian(s)
- adjective: Slampaslomsveidic
Ethnic groups: Slampaslomsveidic, Pavaars (2,5%),- all immigrants are welcome, as long as they like pancakes
Religions: Slampi (100%; loms 97,5%, gatavoties 2,5%) (2005)
Literacy: (definition: age 15 and over can read and write)
- male: 100%
- female: 100%
Government
Country name:
- conventional long form: The Holy Republic Of Slampaslomsveids
- conventional short form: Slampaslomsveids
- local long form: Slampaslomsveida Svētā Republika
- local short form: Slampaslomsveids, Slampasloms
Government type: Democratic Cuisine (virtuve)
Administrative divisions: 7 counties (rajons)
Legal system: based on civil law system
Suffrage: 18 years of age; universal
Ministers:
THE MASTER CHEF – "Unknown Identity"
"The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids"
Controls everything from a secret island. It is believed that only the Executive Chef knows the true identity of her master
The Executive Chef – Īriss Ņau – Ms Iris Njau
Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs and Development
Chef de Cuisines – Gunārs Legovīrs – Mr Gunaars Legoviirs
Minister of Energy, Agriculture and Foods Minister
Pastry chefs – Þorgeir Ólafsson – Mr Thorgeir Olafsson
Minister of Finance, Trade, Industry and Labour
Garde Manger – Safi Barafu Baisikeli – Ms Safi B. Baisikeli
Minister of Animals, Environment and Tansport
Sous chefs – Ivans Pomidorovs – Mr Ivans Pomidorovs
Minister of Child & Family Affairs, Education & Research and Languages
Chef de Partie – Олга Свобода – Ms Olga Svaboda
Minister of Local Government & Regional Development Minister, Immigration and Justice
Chef De Froid – Renars J. Vētra – Mr Renars J. Veetra
Minister of Culture, Celebrations and Weather
A Personal Chef – Margarita – Ms Margarita
Minister of Health and Social Affairs
Independence Day, the National Holiday, or the day the Constitution was signed, are yet to come since the People of Slampaslomsveids have their own calendar which hasn't been calculated to match the others in the Soviet Republics.
