Slampaslomsveids
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| Motto: Your Pancakes Are Your Neighbour's Pancakes | |
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| Region | Soviet Republics |
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| Capital | Panna |
| Official Language(s) | Latvian (official), Slampian (official), the Pavaars minority speaks French |
| Leader | The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids |
| Population | 230,004,956 (July 2005) |
| Currency | Red Crown (this common currency for the Soviet Republics replaced the Slampa as a currency) |
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Geography
Location: Eastern Europe, North of Moratalaz, West of Mrazoletska South of Way North
Map references: Europe
Area: total: 1,088,572 sq km
Highest point: Augsta Slampassmaile 1478 m
People
Population: 230,004,956 (July 2005)
Age structure:
- 0-14 years: 22.5%
- 15-64 years: 67.7%
- 65 years and over: 9.8%
Life expectancy at birth:
- male: 72.43 years
- female: 78,59 years
Total fertility rate: 2,34 children born/woman (2005 est.)
HIV/AIDS:
- people living with HIV/AIDS: 10,000 (2001 est.)
- deaths: 300 (2003 est.)
Nationality:
- noun: Slampaslomsveidian(s)
- adjective: Slampaslomsveidic
Ethnic groups: Slampaslomsveidic, Pavaars (2,5%),- all immigrants are welcome, as long as they like pancakes
Religions: Slampi (100%;) (2005)
Literacy: (definition: age 15 and over can read and write)
- male: 100%
- female: 100%
Government
Country name:
- conventional long form: The Holy Republic Of Slampaslomsveids
- conventional short form: Slampaslomsveids
- local long form: Slampaslomsveida Svētā Republika
- local short form: Slampaslomsveids, Slampasloms
Government type: Democratic Cuisine (virtuve)
Administrative divisions: 8 counties (rajons) which each minister supervises (Augļi un Ogas, Bekons, Cukurs, Ievārījums, Krējums, Saldējums, Sīrups un Īriss, Šokolāte) and a lake with an island which is controlled by the Master Chef
Legal system: based on civil law system
Suffrage: 18 years of age; universal
Ministers:
(The names in parenthesis is the county each one supervises)
THE MASTER CHEF – "Unknown Identity"
"The Master Chef of the Holy Republic of Slampaslomsveids"
Controls everything from a secret island. It is believed that only the Executive Chef knows the true identity of her master
The Executive Chef – Īriss Ņau – Ms Iris Njau
Prime Minister and Minister of Foreign Affairs and Development
(Sīrups un Īriss)
Chef de Cuisines – Gunārs Legovīrs – Mr Gunaars Legoviirs
Minister of Energy, Agriculture and Foods Minister
(Saldējums)
Pastry Chef – Þorgeir Ólafsson – Mr Thorgeir Olafsson
Minister of Finance, Trade, Industry and Labour
(Cukurs)
Garde Manger – Safi Barafu Baisikeli – Ms Safi B. Baisikeli
Minister of Animals, Environment and Transport
(Šokolāte)
Sous Chef – Ivans Pomidorovs – Mr Ivans Pomidorovs
Minister of Information, Research, Education, Languages and other affairs
(Bekons)
Chef de Partie – Олга Свобода – Ms Olga Svaboda
Minister of Local Government & Regional Development Minister, Immigration and Justice
(Ievārījums)
Chef De Froid – Renars J. Vētra – Mr Renars J. Veetra
Minister of Culture, Celebrations and Weather
(Krējums)
Personal Chef – Margarita – Ms Margarita
Minister of Health, Social and Child & Family Affairs
(Augļi un Ogas)
Independence Day, the National Holiday, or the day the Constitution was signed, are yet to come since the People of Slampaslomsveids have their own calendar which hasn't been calculated to match the others in the Soviet Republics. But it is believed that August 4th and 5th are significant dates for this great country.
