133733 Mc 1337
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| Flag of 133733 Mc 1337 | |
| Motto: "What does GIR stand for...I DON'T know" | |
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| Region | Monkey Island, 1337 3mpir3 |
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| Capital | FIX THIS |
| Official Language(s) | FIX THIS |
| Leader | FIX THIS |
| Population | Growing |
| Currency | The 1337 bill |
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Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
The 1337 Nation of 133733 Mc 1337 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.93 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Education are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Arms Manufacturing.
Private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 133733 Mc 1337's national animal is the 1337 Dingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the 1337 bill.
