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Revision as of 13:57, 8 May 2005
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| Motto: Dnt mess w/ redheads | |
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| Region | The flying nation in the sky |
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| Capital | Rojara |
| Official Language(s) | English, Roji |
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| Population | 1.018 billion |
| Currency | follice |
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UN Category: Corporate Police State, Civil Rights: Few, Economy: All-Consuming, Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
The 1337 of A Crazy Wacko Redhead is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.018 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Commerce and Defence are secondary priorities. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving.
Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is a major problem. A Crazy Wacko Redhead's national animal is the wild blonde, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the follicle.
A Crazy Wacko Redhead is known for its medival age army, the Red Warriors. However, its most famed battalions are the Mad Miners, convicted criminals who are paid in liquor and cigarettes to fight for A Crazy Wacko Redhead. In addition, A Crazy Wacko Rehead often captures wild blondes from the surronding wastelands and they form the "attack dog" corps. The air force is comprised of peguasi rider squadrons.
Currently, A Crazy Wacko Redhead is involved in a conflict between the somewhat allied forces of Octavius Paenite, Walther Atkinson, and A Crazy Wacko Redhead against the forces of Rioki, Purple Pandas Mark II, Concador, and other assorted nations. The causes of the war are supposidely crimes such as joining the UN, but it is suspected that boredom is the true culprit.
