Difference between revisions of "American Corporationz"
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The United Nations has classified the country as a "capitalist paradise". | The United Nations has classified the country as a "capitalist paradise". | ||
| − | The executive branch of the U.S.A.C.'s privitized federal government is taken in the form of a secretive and shadowy figure known simply as "Mr. Prezident". The United Nations speculates that the powerful "Mr. Prezident" is really K. Luther Zogg, the rich CEO and namesake of the U.S.A.C's largest corporation: Zogg-Mart. | + | The executive branch of the U.S.A.C.'s privitized federal government is taken in the form of a secretive and shadowy figure known simply as "Mr. Prezident". The United Nations speculates that the powerful "Mr. Prezident" is really K. Luther Zogg, the rich CEO and namesake of the U.S.A.C.'s largest corporation: Zogg-Mart. |
The Parliament of American Corporationz acts as the nation's legislative branch. As one might expect, it often passes laws that favor big business at the expense of the working poor. Recently, Mr. Prezident ordered the Parliament to elect Marvin Muffley as "Prime Minizter". Muffley is the former CEO of a large weapons manufacturer. | The Parliament of American Corporationz acts as the nation's legislative branch. As one might expect, it often passes laws that favor big business at the expense of the working poor. Recently, Mr. Prezident ordered the Parliament to elect Marvin Muffley as "Prime Minizter". Muffley is the former CEO of a large weapons manufacturer. | ||
The Supreme Court of American Corporationz acts as the nation's judicial branch, but usually only convenes when one corporation sues another corporation. Citizens, often referred to as "consumers" by the federal government, are expected to settle legal disagreements amongst themselves. Bobby Bork, a wealthy corporate lawyer, was appointed as "Chief Juztice" by Mr. Prezident. | The Supreme Court of American Corporationz acts as the nation's judicial branch, but usually only convenes when one corporation sues another corporation. Citizens, often referred to as "consumers" by the federal government, are expected to settle legal disagreements amongst themselves. Bobby Bork, a wealthy corporate lawyer, was appointed as "Chief Juztice" by Mr. Prezident. | ||
Revision as of 01:28, 25 July 2005
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| Flag of American Corporationz | |
| Motto: "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Government" | |
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| Region | The North Pacific |
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| Capital | Washington, DC |
| Official Language(s) | English |
| Leader | "Mr. Prezident" |
| Population | Growing Everyday |
| Currency | The Almighty Dollar |
| NS Sunset XML | |
The United States of American Corporationz was founded in the North Pacific region on July 21, 2005. Many believe it to be a conservative, corrupt, corporate oligarchy.
The United Nations has classified the country as a "capitalist paradise".
The executive branch of the U.S.A.C.'s privitized federal government is taken in the form of a secretive and shadowy figure known simply as "Mr. Prezident". The United Nations speculates that the powerful "Mr. Prezident" is really K. Luther Zogg, the rich CEO and namesake of the U.S.A.C.'s largest corporation: Zogg-Mart.
The Parliament of American Corporationz acts as the nation's legislative branch. As one might expect, it often passes laws that favor big business at the expense of the working poor. Recently, Mr. Prezident ordered the Parliament to elect Marvin Muffley as "Prime Minizter". Muffley is the former CEO of a large weapons manufacturer.
The Supreme Court of American Corporationz acts as the nation's judicial branch, but usually only convenes when one corporation sues another corporation. Citizens, often referred to as "consumers" by the federal government, are expected to settle legal disagreements amongst themselves. Bobby Bork, a wealthy corporate lawyer, was appointed as "Chief Juztice" by Mr. Prezident.
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