American Corporationz

American Corporationz

Flag of American Corporationz
Motto: "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Government"
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Region	The North Pacific
Capital	Washington, DC
Official Language(s)	English
Leader	"Mr. Prezident"
Population	Growing Everyday
Currency	The Almighty Dollar
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The United States of American Corporationz was officially founded in the North Pacific region on July 21, 2005, after a very long civil war finally dislodged the pro-government forces from power. Anti-government forces quickly assumed control at both the state and federal level. Now, many outsiders believe this rouge nation to be a conservative, corrupt, corporate oligarchy, headed up by a capitalist madman.

In fact, the United Nations has classified the country as a "capitalist paradise".

The executive branch of the U.S.A.C.'s privatized federal government is taken in the form of a secretive and shadowy figure known simply as "Mr. Prezident". The United Nations speculates that the powerful "Mr. Prezident" is really K. Luther Zogg, the rich CEO and namesake of the U.S.A.C.'s largest corporation: Zogg-Mart.

The Parliament of American Corporationz acts as the nation's legislative branch. As one might expect, it often passes laws that favor big business at the expense of the working poor. Recently, Mr. Prezident ordered the Parliament to elect Marvin Muffley as "Prime Minizter". Muffley, a political novice, is the CFO of Zogg-Mart.

The Supreme Court of American Corporationz acts as the nation's judicial branch, but usually only convenes when one corporation sues another corporation. Citizens, often referred to as "consumers" by the federal government, are expected to settle legal disagreements amongst themselves. Bobby Bork, who is K. Luther Zogg's longtime attorney, was appointed as "Chief Juztice" by Mr. Prezident.

The capital city of the U.S.A.C. is Washington, DC. Other important cities include Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles.