American Corporationz

American Corporationz

Flag of American Corporationz
Motto: "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Government"
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Region	The North Pacific
Capital	Washington, AT&T
Official Language(s)	English
Leader	"Mr. Prezident"
Population	Growing Everyday
Currency	The Almighty Dollar
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INTRODUCTION

The United States of American Corporationz was officially founded in The North Pacific Region on July 21, 2005, after a very long civil war finally dislodged the pro-government forces from power. Anti-government forces, backed by several gigantic corporations, quickly assumed control of the country at both the state and federal level.

Many outsiders have publicly criticized this new libertarian nation. They claim that it is nothing more than a corrupt, corporate oligarchy, headed up by a capitalist madman.

In fact, the United Nations has classified the country as a "capitalist paradise".

On the other hand, the international community has also applauded the U.S.A.C. for its progressive stance on social issues like free speech and drug legalization.

GOVERNMENTAL STRUCTURE

The Constitution of the U.S.A.C., which is proudly sponsored by Blockbuster Video, was put into effect on July 21, 2005.

The powerful executive branch of the U.S.A.C.'s privatized federal government is taken in the form of a rather secretive and shadowy figure known simply as "Mr. Prezident". The United Nations openly speculates that "Mr. Prezident" is really the charismatic K. Luther Zogg, the rich CEO and namesake of the U.S.A.C.'s largest corporation: Zogg-Mart.

The Parliament of American Corporationz acts as the nation's legislative branch. As one might expect, it often passes laws that favor big business at the expense of the working poor. However, it does tend to be fairly liberal on non-economic matters. It also has the authority to appoint state governors and mayors. On July 22, 2005, Mr. Prezident strongly advised the Parliament to elect Marvin Muffley as "Prime Minizter". Muffley, a political novice, is also the CFO of Zogg-Mart.

The Supreme Court of American Corporationz acts as the nation's judicial branch, but, according to the Constitution, it can only convene when one corporation sues another corporation. Citizens, often referred to as "consumers" by the federal government, are expected to settle legal disagreements amongst themselves. Hubert Bork, who is K. Luther Zogg's longtime attorney, was appointed as "Chief Juztice" by Mr. Prezident on July 23, 2005, and quickly confirmed by the Parliament the following day.

The capital city of the U.S.A.C. is Washington, AT&T. Other important cities include Verizon's Chicago, BMW's New York, and Taco Bell's Los Angeles.