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Audio Assault

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Motto: "Rock is dead. Long live rock."
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History

The Eardrum-Shattering Empire of Audio Assault's history dates back to May of 2003. The founder of AA had started out with a country called The Rogue Nation of Cemeteria. If the history books are correct, Cemeteria did not last very long.

Fast forward to March of 2004, when the founder of Cemeteria had a little more time on his hands. As he was creating this country, he was listening to an old Van Halen album (the 1st one). "Eruption" blasted out of the worn-out speakers on his computer, and the phrase "Audio Assault" jumped out of the recesses of his brain and onto the keyboard.

The Rouge Nation of Audio Assault spent the first two months of it's existence in the West Pacific. The founder remembered hearing about Axis of Absurdity back in the Cemeteria days, and decided to make for the Axis.

In Sepetmber 2004, the Rouge Nation of Audio Assault reached the half-billion population mark. This is when Audio Assault changed from a Rouge Nation to an Eardrum-Shattering Empire.

Since arriving in the Axis so many moons ago, Audio Assault has caused hearing loss from one side of the region to the other with it's incessant rock concerts. Nearly any and every rock band worthy of mention as played in AA at least a dozen times. Enormous concert arenas were built in every major city.

Current projects

Just when you thoguht it was safe to breathe a sigh of relief, Audio Assault and it's allies were plunged back into battle with an ememy force whose leader worships singer Phil Collins. Ugly Sid has been working with Spacetec Industries and Audio Assault Space Command to create a superior breed of spaceships. The long-awaited replacement for the Slayer Class battle cruisers is being developed, and word has it that there's a prototype already built. "Project Seventy Three" will be unveiled soon. Stay tuned...

Nirvana Class:

-Led Zeppelin

-Johnny Paycheck/

-Rick James

-Violent J

Great White Class:

-Great White/

-Jackyl

-Anthrax/

-Axl Rose

-Murder U

-Pearl Jam

-Bad Company

-Cliff Burton

-Rancid

-Timmy

-Metallica/

-Motorhead

-Velvet Revolver

-Eddie Van Halen (Flag Carrier)/

-Mudvayne

-AC/DC

-Otep/

-Kittie

-Archenemy

-Eightteen Visions

-Godsmack

-Henry Rollins

-Flea

-Who

-Darkness

-Clash

-RATT

-Quiet Riot

-DevilDriver

-Queensryche/

-Deep Purple/

-Pink Floyd/

-Led Zeppelin II

Other Ships:

-Audio Assault I

-Brian May

-Weezer

-Number 3 (the very first Audio Assault ship to take to the stars. It's a museum docked at EPSC)

Slayer Class:

-Slayer

-Eminem

-Slash (prison transport ship)

-Fred Durst

-Pantera

-Megadeth

-Hatebreed/

-Slipknot

-Sepultura/

-Bleeding Through

-Atreyu

-Killswitch Engage

-Hate Eternal

-Superjoint Ritual/

F-360 Fighters:

-Ships No.1 through 200,000

S-2300 Fighters: -Ships No. 200,001 through 250,000

S-2300 Police Pursuit Vessels: -No. 250,001 through 260,000

Space Stations/Moon Colonies:

-Roger Waters Space Station

-Keith Moon Space Station

-Robert Smith Space Station

-Primus Space Station

-Atreyu (our city on PH's Axis-Omega)

-Phantom Lord Space Colony

-Elvis Presley Space Center

-Highway to Hell Moon Colony

-Stairway to Heaven Moon Colony

The behemoth concert arenas have not been forgotten at all. They continue to be built, and they continue to be filled to the rafters with psychotic concert-goers!!

Government and Miscellaneous

Audio Assault has a democratic government which elects it's president. Recently, Henry Rollins stepped down as president to become head ambassador to the Axis of Absurdity. In a close election, Senator Johnny Headbanger of the Seattle colony on Audio Assault Planet was elected to the presidency, and scruffy-haired friend, "Murder U" bassist Creep became Vice President. Ugly Sid is the go-to guy when it comes to tricked-out spaceships (or when Hampsters' Big Fuzzy Earl has his hands full). He's also the caretaker of the spaceship junkyard in sector Omega-13 and the lead mechanic on the runaway TV hit, "Pimp My Ship".

Any and all laws, tax cuts/hikes, ordinances, government salaries, etc., are voted on by the voters. English is the main language, but German is the bona fide second language.