Audio Assault
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| Flag of Audio Assault | |
| Motto: "Rock is dead. Long live rock." | |
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| Region | Axis of Absurdity |
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| Population | < 2 billion |
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History
The Eardrum-Shattering Empire of Audio Assault's history dates back to May of 2003. The founder of AA had started out with a country called The Rogue Nation of Cemeteria. If the history books are correct, Cemeteria did not last very long.
Fast forward to March of 2004, when the founder of Cemeteria had a little more time on his hands. As he was creating this country, he was listening to an old Van Halen album (the 1st one). "Eruption" blasted out of the worn-out speakers on his computer, and the phrase "Audio Assault" jumped out of the recesses of his brain and onto the keyboard.
The Rouge Nation of Audio Assault spent the first two months of it's existence in the West Pacific. The founder remembered hearing about Axis of Absurdity back in the Cemeteria days, and decided to make for the Axis.
In Sepetmber 2004, the Rouge Nation of Audio Assault reached the half-billion population mark. This is when Audio Assault changed from a Rouge Nation to an Eardrum-Shattering Empire.
Since arriving in the Axis so many moons ago, Audio Assault has caused hearing loss from one side of the region to the other with it's incessant rock concerts. Nearly any and every rock band worthy of mention as played in AA at least a dozen times. Enormous concert arenas were built in every major city.
Current projects
Audio Assault had thier Presidential election on March 1st. Incumbent Henry Rollins won the election by a landslide against Senator Ozzy Osbourne. the constitution states that the loser of a presidential election automatically becomes Vice President, so Mr. Osbourne is now VP.
Recently, AASS (Audio Assault Space Ship) Led Zeppelin discovered a planet in sector 7 that was uninhabited and strikingly similar to Earth. President Rollins decided to form what would eventually become known as the Seattle colony on Planet B-7. He also decided to have 4 more ships built for trips to B-7 as well as his own ship. These are the ships:
Foghat Class:
Foghat Led Zeppelin Bad Company Black Sabbath Black Flag Deep Purple (Heavily Armed Variant) Pink Floyd Nirvana Soundgarden Pearl Jam Green River Rancid (President Rollins' Ship)
Metallica Class:
Axl Rose (heavily armed) Motley Crue (heavily armed) Eddie Van Halen (passenger only) Metallica (passenger only)
The Foghats leave Roger Waters Space Station for B-7 on a frequent basis, and our ships are constantly scanning for new planets.
Audio Assault continues to build bigger and better concert arenas, on Earth, in space, and on B-7.
Government and miscellany
Audio Assault has a democratic government which elects it's president. The current president is former "Black Flag" frontman Henry Rollins. The next presidential election is scheduled for this coming March.
All laws on the books in Audio Assault are approved by the voters. The citizens enjoy first-rate political and civil freedoms. The official languange is English, but German is fast becoming the main secondary language.
