Audio Assault
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History
The Eardrum-Shattering Empire of Audio Assault's history dates back to May of 2003. The founder of AA had started out with a country called The Rogue Nation of Cemeteria. If the history books are correct, Cemeteria did not last very long.
Fast forward to March of 2004, when the founder of Cemeteria had a little more time on his hands. As he was creating this country, he was listening to an old Van Halen album (the 1st one). "Eruption" blasted out of the worn-out speakers on his computer, and the phrase "Audio Assault" jumped out of the recesses of his brain and onto the keyboard.
The Rouge Nation of Audio Assault spent the first two months of it's existence in the West Pacific. The founder remembered hearing about Axis of Absurdity back in the Cemeteria days, and decided to make for the Axis.
In Sepetmber 2004, the Rouge Nation of Audio Assault reached the half-billion population mark. This is when Audio Assault changed from a Rouge Nation to an Eardrum-Shattering Empire.
Since arriving in the Axis so many moons ago, Audio Assault has caused hearing loss from one side of the region to the other with it's incessant rock concerts. Nearly any and every rock band worthy of mention as played in AA at least a dozen times. Enormous concert arenas were built in every major city.
Current projects
Recently, the Audio Assault Space Command found a compound in an asteroid belt that could be refined into a highly potent fuel. After many sucessful tests the fuel, known as Z4, is now being used in all AA ships, and is being sold. After much consideration, 3 of the old Metallica Class ships have been extensively overhauled, renovated, and returned to service. The ex-Eddie Van Halen was the only one not rebuilt. The ex-Axl Rose was renamed Hatebreed. In addition. There a 3 privately owned space cruise ships wandering around space. As a result, the space program is now totally self-sufficient, not relying on taxes. Vice President Ozzy Osbourne purchased his own ship.
UPDATE: President Henry Rollins has ordered the construction of 5,000 more S-2300 fighters. A Group of battle cruisers (Slayer Class) is now in service. There will be 5 massive interstellar joining the fleet (Iron Butterfly Class) and 5 equally huge freighters (Machinehead Class) that are based on the Spacetec Model 7200.
Foghat Class:
-Foghat -Led Zeppelin -Jimi Hendrix -Black Sabbath -Black Flag -Pink Floyd -Nirvana -Soundgarden -Pearl Jam -Green River -Rancid (President Rollins' Ship) -Randy Rhoads (VP Osbourne's Ship)
Metallica Class:
-Metallica -Motley Crue -Hatebreed (formerly Axl Rose)
Mudvayne Class:
-Mudvayne -Eddie Van Halen (Flagship) -David Lee Roth -Kirk Hammitt -Cliff Burton -Alex Van Halen -Axl Rose -Marilyn Manson -Bon Scott -Nikki Sixx
Slayer Class:
-Deep Purple -Slayer -Slash -Eminem -Pantera
Iron Butterfly Class:
-Iron Butterfly -Jerry Garcia -Jim Morrison -Jimmy Page -Motorhead
Machinehead Class:
-Machinehead -Fred Durst -Audioslave -Trent Reznor -Bizarre
S-2300 Fighters: -Ships No. 1 thruogh 10,000
Space Stations: -Roger Waters Space Station -Keith Moon Space Station -Robert Smith Space Station -Primus Space Station
The behemoth concert arenas have not been forgotten at all. They continue to be built, and they continue to be filled to the rafters with psychotic concert-goers!!
Government and Miscellaneous
Audio Assault has a democratic government which elects it's president. The current president is former "Black Flag" frontman Henry Rollins. The next presidential election is scheduled for this coming March.
All laws on the books in Audio Assault are approved by the voters. The citizens enjoy first-rate political and civil freedoms. The official languange is English, but German is fast becoming the main secondary language.
