Automagfreek

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Automagfreek
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Flag of Automagfreek
Motto: Back of the Man Train!!
Region Gholgoth
Capital ULE City
Official Language(s)
Leader Damien Dreadfire
Population Over 6 billion
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Automagfreek At A Glance

Automagfreek....a name that brings many different thoughts to mind. Hatred, jealousy, friendship, good, evil....just a fraction of the many emotions, but what Automagfreek will be remembered is for its foul stench. Automagfreek was founded March 24th, 2003. A civilization built mostly on mud eaters and poor hygiene. The people of Automagfreek were looked down on for their filthy faeces worshiping. The UN on many occasions tried to intervene and help introduce clean running water and disinfectants, but the people of Automagfreek wouldn’t have it. Many times forming mobs of faeces throwers who would attack UN workers. Within weeks The United Nations decided that no country or nation should step foot in Automagfreek again. Deeming the land unfit and subjecting the nation to a “universal massive landfill” status. Which to this day no other country has received. It seemed the end of Automagfreek until the smell became so bothersome that it’s neighbouring begged the United Nations to step in one last time. In 2006 a resolution was purpose to use Automags as pets, but most countries are still waiting if there is any evidence that Automags have feelings or thought.

Interesting Facts of Automagfreek

     -      At no point has Automagfreek ever had an organized army of any sorts. From             Observation, scientists believe that all Automags have a code of defence in which faeces are used as artillery. Since most of the ground in Automagfreek is a mixture of mud and faeces, unused ammo lays nearly everywhere.  

- Automags do not have homes. When hiding or trying to rest Automags will dig deep down into the mounds of faeces and either rest or gorge on the mud and excrement.

- Besides several types of worms. There are no other animals that live in Automagfreek.