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region=[[Blood_Gulch_Chronicle|Blood Gulch Chronicle]] |
 
region=[[Blood_Gulch_Chronicle|Blood Gulch Chronicle]] |
motto=Fighting the Frizzies, at 11 |
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motto="Fighting the Frizzies, at 11" |
 
map=[[Blood_Gulch_Chronicle/Map|Blood Gulch Chronicle Map]] |
 
map=[[Blood_Gulch_Chronicle/Map|Blood Gulch Chronicle Map]] |
 
language=Mando'a |
 
language=Mando'a |
 
capital=Legbrain |
 
capital=Legbrain |
population=7 million (as of March 13, 2007) |
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population=86 million (as of April 4, 2007) |
 
currency=Punjab |
 
currency=Punjab |
 
leader=StrixAlpha
 
leader=StrixAlpha
 
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Beefbump in progress!  Lamp. How do I make the infobox go on the right side of the page?  It was there and now it is not. Sad faces and sizzlesauce.
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'''The Dominion of Beefbump''' is a [[NationStates]] country in the [[Blood Gulch Chronicle]] region. This page is in the process of being built by a person who has never made a page such as this ever, so things are bound to be odd for a while. Or longer.
  
== Overview ==
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Beefbump in progress! Lamp.
And thusly, you are fooled - fooled and baked into a pie. Like some horrible fairy tale. 
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== Government ==
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==Overview==
A bucket of chicken, perhaps?  Perhaps not.
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Currently, The Dominion of Beefbump is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 62 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
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The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
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The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime is a problem.
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==Government==
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The government of Beefbump is a dictatorship led by StrixAlpha.  
  
  

Latest revision as of 21:26, 6 April 2007

Beefbump
Beefbump.jpg
Flag of Beefbump
Motto: "Fighting the Frizzies, at 11"
Blood Gulch Chronicle Map
Region Blood Gulch Chronicle
Capital Legbrain
Official Language(s) Mando'a
Leader StrixAlpha
Population 86 million (as of April 4, 2007)
Currency Punjab 
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The Dominion of Beefbump is a NationStates country in the Blood Gulch Chronicle region. This page is in the process of being built by a person who has never made a page such as this ever, so things are bound to be odd for a while. Or longer.

Beefbump in progress! Lamp.

Overview

Currently, The Dominion of Beefbump is a very large, pleasant nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 62 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 33%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". Crime is a problem.

Government

The government of Beefbump is a dictatorship led by StrixAlpha.


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