Bjornopolis

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Bjornopolis
Flag of Bjornopolis
Motto: "Fame and Glory or Whats Inside This....MYSTERY BOX!!"
[Unknown]
Region The Satanic Overworld Of Pies
Capital Gotham City
Official Language(s) Post-Neo-Capsi-Omni-English
Leader Robo-Jesus
Population 250 million
Currency Macgyverism 
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Bjornopolis was founded when robo-Jesus and his quant followers agreed that all the present country suck, so they made there own. They named it after the man who saved Jesus from the Zombie-Space-Nazis, Bjorno Snatch, He later died while defending a group of small blind orphans from an unruly mob of space hippies. His last wish was for Robo-Jesus to make a nation where them damn assed hippies would get theres. Ever since Bjornopolis has been a violent, rich, corrupt nation of hippie hatting cyborgs. Robo-Jesus's advisor is the great Robo-Cher, also known as 'Cher',who often performs concerts to raise money to fund the Giant Ion-Cannons that the government is building n order to kill all the Hippies, space hippies, zombie hippies, nazi hippies, Zombie-space-hippies, Zombie-nazi-hippies, Robo-Space-zombie-mutant-hippies and all the other forms of hippies, Nazis and the French.