Black and Decker

The Toaster Worshipping Weirdoes of Black and Decker is a nation dedicated almost entirely to toast, toaster worshipping, and the Way of the Toaster.

The Way of the Toaster is the major religion of Black and Decker. Every morning at half past eight, the people will swallow an entire peice of toast. Two minutes later, they will regurgitate this pulp. If it is not brown and crunchy lke toast, they must bow in solemn prayer to the Toaster God, hoping that they may posess the Way of the Toaster. If it does come out as toast, they must get to the ToasTemple in the very centre of Deckerville, and prove their worth to a priest. If they are worthy, they spend the rest of their lives in the ToasTemple, being free.

Black and Decker is also fairly technologically advanced nation, inventing new and different ways of modifying people and toasters to create better toast. They also have a large missile testing range on the plains of north-west Lachlania.

Here is a brief summary of Black and Decker's provinces and their capital cities: Blackland: Blackakia Industrial Centre Deckeria: Deckerville Commercial and Political Centre Borderlands: Klombdorfia Farming province and Centre for Trade Lachlania: Lachlania City Tourism Centre North-West Lachlania: Mission Control Centre for Missile Testing and Research.

There also lies twenty one Toasters north-west of Blackakia, the Disputed Territory of Bingu. Here lies a society of people who believe the Toaster God is in a cave nearby. All "normal" BlackDeckerians know that the Toaster God is in the sky. Binguists dispute this theory, and have attempted to create their own autonomous nation, but to no avail.