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The Federated Soviet Republics Of Brega and Mide is a Soviet Union in the region of Ireland made up of two Soviet workers' republics. FSRBM's capital city Tara is famous for its solid gold urinals in public toilets which were introduced after gold was made obsolete by the glorious revolution of 1899. | The Federated Soviet Republics Of Brega and Mide is a Soviet Union in the region of Ireland made up of two Soviet workers' republics. FSRBM's capital city Tara is famous for its solid gold urinals in public toilets which were introduced after gold was made obsolete by the glorious revolution of 1899. |
Revision as of 11:46, 2 March 2007
Flag of Brega and Mide | |
Motto: The People's Salmon Leaps Over All Obstacles!' | |
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Region | Ireland |
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Capital | Tara |
Official Language(s) | English/Irish |
Leader | Marconi |
Population | 2.32 billion |
Currency | cow |
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The Federated Soviet Republics Of Brega and Mide is a Soviet Union in the region of Ireland made up of two Soviet workers' republics. FSRBM's capital city Tara is famous for its solid gold urinals in public toilets which were introduced after gold was made obsolete by the glorious revolution of 1899.
Geography
The landscape of Brega and Mide is dominated by the famous river Boyne which runs from the great red bog in the south to its estuary near the city of Knowth in the north. Between the southern bog and the rolling hills of the north lies a great fertile central plain which is host to a number of highly efficient collective farms. Some belive that Brega's central plain is the most fertile land in the world. The Midean west of FSRBM is host to some beautiful lakes and forests. The Bregan coast in the east (often known as the brown coast because of the sand) has three main resorts, Mick Gorman's Town, 2.54CM and Beattagh. These resorts are probably most famous for their Prostibots - Androids, both male and female who can fulfill the sexual fantasies of even the most warped mind. Tara itself sits on a great hill at a break in the plains. From the shimmering towers of the capital you can see far beyond the borders of B&M. Apart from Tara and Knowth, the main cities are Ceananas, Howth, Na Ceallaigh, Cruachain ( the capital of Mide) and Ford Na Abhainn.
History
Ancient Brega
The pre-history of Brega is shrouded in Myth. It is said that Ancient kings like Nuada and Bres oversaw a golden age of plenty and Bregan trading vessels travelled the length and breath of the known world trading agricultural produce for gold and other goods. A parchment found buried in one of the southern bogs refers to sailors bringing back "exotic carpet" though historians are divided as to whether this we should take this literally or as a double entendre.