Cochu

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Cochu
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Flag of Cochu
Motto: "When in doubt, look to the penis"
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Region Asia
Capital Projap
Official Language(s) Korean
Leader God-King Eduard I
Population 0.01 Billion
Currency The Hobo 
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Government

Cochu is governed in an Aristocratic fashion by the Supreme Asian Council, the lord of whom is the God-King Eduard I. The government of Cochu was established in 2004 by the second drafting of the Articles of Asian Supremacy, by the God-King, with some sections contributed by Supreme Council Member Blair Kim.

Cochu's Supreme Asian Council is a union of Asians and Honorary Asians bound together by the sacred Articles of Asian Supremacy, who do there best to keep the caucasians under control as much as possible.

Cochu has a huge police force, who will flog any who speak out against the government or use Asian stereotypes. The Government condones this behavior and encourages all Asians to beat any caucasians who get out of their place.

History

In 2003, one year before the founding of The Holy Empire of Cochu, God-King Eduard I and Dominor Theo, a caucasian who had been named Honorary Asian, created the first Articles of Asian Supremacy. These Article were the essence upon which Cochu was founded. After a year of stagnancy, the God-King resurrected the Articles with the help of Councilor Kim. Dominor Theo broke off to form the hated Empire of Ticrondia, a corrupt nation where white men leach off of Asian intelligence, following the Rights of Whitemen, an article written by Dominor Theo destroying his good name. This is the reason of the near-eternal war between Ticrondia and Cochu.