Cornflake gremlins
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| Flag of Cornflake gremlins | |
| Motto: It was like that when I got here! | |
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| Region | Hammertime |
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| Capital | Boul |
| Official Language(s) | English, Dutch |
| Leader | Queen Baal |
| Population | 7.449 billion |
| Currency | plectrum |
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The Hippy Nudist Colony of Cornflake Gremlins is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 7.449 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, the right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, and people are moving into treehouses in record numbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cornflake Gremlins's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the plectrum.
