Drir-Yui

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Drir-Yui
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Motto: To err is human, to forgive even worse
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Region Merthnonn
Capital Wilcopia
Official Language(s) Drearian, Draconian
Leader Wilson
Population 16,000,000
Currency Head 
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Drir-Yui was founded by Mongolian Chimpanzees. Later, a shopkeep shoo'ed them out and took their place with his family. Offers of cheap food at "Wilco's Discount Shops" (The shop owned by said shopkeep) drew many a person to the small land, and population grew. However, because of the small size of Drir-yui, the nation grew up as opposed to out. This has caused staircase fallings and window slips to be major problems, and thus the chief occupation nationwide is insurance sales. Currently, Drir-yui is undergoing massive national reforms, as Wilco has recently "expired" and his tyrannous son, Wilson, has taken the family business, and is now the feared ruler of Drir-yui. As Drir-yui is a democracy, it is expected he will be laughed out of office soon, as he is but 8 years old.