E-Theism
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| Flag of E-Theism | |
| Motto: Download God! Email God! All before you go to work. | |
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| Region | The Internet |
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| Capital | www.Church.com |
| Official Language(s) | English |
| Leader | Nicolas Prado |
| Population | 402 million |
| Currency | Personal Information |
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Timeline
Feb 1 Anarchy Founded
Feb 2 Civil-Rights Lovefest
Feb 3 New York Times Democracy
Feb 14 Civil Rights Lovefest
Feb 16 Left-Leaning College State
Mar 7 Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Mar 23 Capitalist Paradise
Jul 1 Esteemed leader dies, country abandoned
Laws Enacted
English established as permanant, exclusive official language
Biotech firms exempted from class-action lawsuits due to unintended spread of engineered crops.
The Office of Pacifism established to prevent depictions of violence in movies and games
Budget of Space Agency augmented by funds from EPA to produce orbital space weapons
Funding to mental institutions severely cut back.
Government program established to subsidize six month paid maternity leave across all industries.
Military policy directed towards conquest of space
Privacy laws repealed to allow police departments to tap the phones of suspected criminals
Free speech decided to include assemblies advocating violence and racist views
Minimum wage laws repealed to styme outsourcing
VOAIDS victims reduced to second-class citizens: relocated to seperate gated communities built away from major city and made to wear skull badges as distinguishing marks
Beaches sold to private entities
Maintenance of local roads turned over to federal Transport Agency
Civil rights provision for Androids included in federal enfranchisement statutes
Laws of compensation made stricter for lawsuits based on incompetent usage
Budget for public transport expanded with the establishment of carpool lanes
Budget for schools increased to combat illiteracy
Physician assisted euthenasia legalized
Office of Prostitution established to ensure complience with regulations including medical testing for patrons and workers
Laws protecting strikers from being fired repealed
Government subsidies to special interest groups like poets
Referenda allowed if one-third of voters sign petition requesting bill
