Evil Vertigo

Evil Vertigo

Flag of Evil Vertigo
Motto: I didn't kill him-the infidel fell on the knife 5 times
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Region	Alied Rage Against The Machine
Capital	Nova Roma
Official Language(s)	English.
Leader	Zack de la Morello
Population	654,000,000 (As of March 2nd, 2006)
Currency	the lizard
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The Empire of Evil Vertigo

"I didn't kill him-the infidel fell on the knife 5 times"

UN Category: Left-Wing Democracy

Civil Rights: Average

Economy: Reasonable

Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Location: Alied Rage Against The Machine

The Empire of Evil Vertigo is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its cynical population of 654 million (As of March 2nd, 2006) are ruled by the sympythic left-winged government, which ensures that no-one inside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; this is because the government genuinely cares about its people.

The small but growing government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will respect the masses for food", The political band Rage Against The Machine is the biggest thing around, heavy influencing the government and people like a religion, though it is not worshipped, space shuttles regularly land on the new moon base, and artists are pillars of society. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Vertigo's national animal is the mosquito, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the lizard. Evil Vertigo is currently tring to improve the civil and political rights of its citizens. Also, Evil Vertigo is a staunch ally of enviromentists and spend an amazing amount of lizards ($142,719,245,222.40 as of March 2nd, 2006) on the protection and matenance of the enviroment.

Evil Vertigo is ranked 1st in Alied Rage Against The Machine and 12,149th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (As of March 2nd, 2006).

Religions

73% Muslim 25% Buddhist 2% Satanic

Evil Vertigo is mostly Muslim due to the land being part of the Islamic Empire looooooooooonnnnnnng ago. Evil Vertigo has, sence 5 years ago, united all Muslim lands in the region. (See map.) However, a Tibetian Buddhist communitity is peacefully growing. A small Satanic group has gained hold in Evil Vertigo due to prolonged exposesure to LeVeya, a satanic state.

The Blackcoats

In the 1970s, this group started operating in Rammsteinburg. Evil Vertigo did not notice or care, until two bombs blew up a school and a local community center. A letter found in the police office's mailbox said the The Blackcoats claimed responsiblity and threatened worse if the people participated in the coming elections. However, the police later found the Blackcoats base of operations in Evil Vertigo and, after interrogation, the survivors were hanged. After that, a huge line of bombs went of across the country until the elections were over and Zack de la Morello was the new Emperor, when the bombs suddenly stopped.