Fubak
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| Motto: I'm with stupid | |
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| Region | The Football Islands |
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| Capital | Kapaik |
| Official Language(s) | German, Fubakian |
| Leader | King Foko Hila III. |
| Population | 45 Million |
| Currency | Monk |
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The Kingdom of Fubak (Psychotic Dictatorship) is an economically powerful nation, ruled by His Excellency King Foko Hila III.
History
At the time foreigners first arrived in the area around 1800, Fubak was inhabited by the indigenous nordish tribe Molukn (first settlements go back to 2000 BC).
The first contact, the foreigners had with these tribe, resulted in hostile activities because of missunderstandings and lack of communication. Bloody fights and battles went on for months. Peace was settled over a match of football which was and is for sure the language of peace. Because of the final score of 3:3 in overtime (penatly shot-out was not invented yet), the two groups decided to live, work and play football together in peace. So the basics for the great nation of Fubak, the joint language Fubakian as well as the founding of the Fubakian Football Leauge were sealed. The Kingdom of Fubak is officially founded in 1833.
Geography
Fubak is primarily situated on a main island, shaped like the head of a skull. Therefore, the island's name is Schissmarr, the fubakian word for skull. Schissmarr is quite densely inhabited, with most of the population living on the habitable fertile plains in the west. The northern mountains are dotted by many picturesque trees, ponds, gorges, and fjords. The southern desert coasts have beautiful beaches.
Located south to the main island Schissmarr, lies the island Kroz-Bohnz which is a tropical paradise.
Fubak consists of 4 regions:
Hempel (North, mainly Mountains. The highest mountain Shaishoch (3,400m) is part of the mountain range Denkaschtirn which is a famous landmark in the nothern region)
Bagalut (West, plains covered with rich grassy fields and forests.)
Blähfax (East, maily rainforests and sloughy riverlands)#
Hollyschittshire (South, desert areas with fine sandy beaches.)
Politics
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National Anthem
The proud anthem of the great nation of Fubak was composed in 1833 by the musician of THE INCHTABOKATABLES. The anthem is performed for the first time during the royal penalty shoot-out to elect the first sovereign of this new founded nation. The anthem is sung at the beginning of each football event. Lyrics of the fubakian national anthem
Economy
The main industries in Fubak is the distillation of whisky and rum. Due the different climate zones Fubak is perfect for cultivating grain and sugarcane in vast masses.
Leaders
Kaiser Schmarn I. 1833 - 1840
King Claude Ekéll 1840 - 1899
King Ber Bartoff 1899 - 1929
King Foko Hila I. 1929 - 1970
King Foko Hila II. 1970 - 19.2.1998
King Ernesto Schederpelz 20.2.1998 – 10.09.2001 (assassinated 10.9.2001)
King Foko Hila III. 11.09. 2001 - Present
Culture
Fubak is famous for it's festival and cultural gatherings. Some indigenous festivals in Fubak include:
Traditional Krabbenpul Fest (“Shell Prawns Festival”)
Biggest annual culture event. Public Holiday. The festival’s purpose is to honour the brave fishermen who sailed out to sea against all odds to fish prawns for the famous Kapaik-Prawn-Cocktail. The highlight of this festival which offers fairs, mediaeval markets, concerts, parades, etc. is the “Pul’-Pul’“: All unmarried maiden (18+ years) are to dress up as Prawns. Unmarried male are equipped with fishing nets and the traditional “Ölzeug” (fishermen outfit). During the event the men try to catch a Prawnmaid with the net. If succeded the man is allowed to “pul” with the maiden.
Raguul Festivuul
Big music event which celebrate the victory of Rock n Roll over Techno, Acid, House, Rave and Gelöt. Festival guests are to camp in mudd and beer and have to eat debris of bavarian sausages (dropped by plane over the festival areal). Noone likes that but everybody’s coming back the next year.
IGK Fest
Sports
The major sports in Fubak is football and storytelling.
