Gob-jobism

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Gob-Jobism is a relatively new, sexually based, religion which is popular but still remains in a minority. Practiced mainly in the degenrate south of the nation, Daveanoyl Chloride it acts on the beliefs of Jufsthan Stevenshon who believed that non auto-oral sex was the pathway to true enlightenment. This religion often ends with practitioners constantly taking part in oral sex rituals sometimes in very formal churches or simply in cars with other members watching to prove their divinity. This much less formal arrangement is sometimes followed by the well respected act of 'Dogging'.

In Popular Culture

In Politics

Gob-jobism is controversial in politics and has been met with many varying view from political parties and nations over the years.

  1. The nation of Daveanoyl Chloride accepts the religion but wishes it to remain in the minority to sustain its public image.
  2. The nation of White-Rose has banned Gob-Jobism.
  3. The nation of Dhatsun recognises the religion, although its somewhat begrudgingly.
  4. The nation of Domas-Porada has banned Gob-Jobism.
  5. The nation of Sherylannia has banned Gob-Jobism, but it is still practiced in underground establishments.
  6. The nation of Sabrateur accepts the faith as the government should have no say in religion
  7. The nation of Enthalpy Change accepts the faith with vigour, promoting it to its people
  8. The nation of Nintenduu 64 has banned Gob-Jobism, because the nation ruler could not get any.