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Guffingford

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Flag of Guffingford
Motto: Today is a good day to die, but the day is not over yet
Present day/future Germany, Poland, Faroe Islands, Benelux, Finland, Norway and Greenland
Region	Imperial Armies
Capital	Oslo
Official Language(s)	German, English, Dutch, French, Norse, Finnish and Polish - official language is Latin
Leader	Adolph Leighmar, Führer of National Socialist Guffingford
Population	+/- 3.4 billion
Currency	Piece
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Quick overview of Guffingford

From the ashes of Austar Union and the occupation of Unified Sith, Russian Forces and Holy Panooly; Guffingford has risen to power in Europe. Guffingford is a strange nation where a totalitarian oligarchy known as the Central Committee controls the population by satisfying all their basic needs. A human gets instant satisfaction from food, sex and fighting. The first and last are filled by a daily dose of government planted and distrubuted food - added drugs to empower emotions such as love and hatred. Sexuality is the most difficult to control so the government has recently outlawed all means of sexuality not meant to procreate.

The party of Guffingford in omnipresent: posters, television, radio, newspapers and all other forms of media have been put under strict state control. The nation itself is an absolute fotress where you cannot come in unless it has to be strictly for business for government led tourism hrough popular sites. A strong sense of hatred against Judaism, communism, Islam, Buddhism and other "heathen" and "unworthy" religion fans the flames ignited by the government who uses the hate to pass more oppressive laws. Guffingford is one of the most totalitarian nations with a population supporting the government unconditionally.

The history of Guffingford

From the third century before Christ to the dawn of the vikings the tribe known as Guff was settled on what is now known as Newfoundland and a massive landbody between Greenland and Canada, where the Guff tribes are originally from. When the vikings reached Vinland (Newfoundland) they called the indian, native Guff tribes "skraelings" which can be translated as wildmen. They were hunters/scavengers without a real background or social hierachy. A tribal leader led the town and his band of warriors, archaeology shows. When the vikings left Vinland a few outcasts of the Guff tribe went with them and settled in Greenland, Norway and Finland. They adopted to the Norse and Finnish ways of life and grew into a wealthy part of the countries. Yet, returning to the lands of Guff was out of the question, the barren frozen scrubland wasn't suited for such a population. Norway was gradually overtaken by men who wish to build a strong Guffingford, a nation worthy of the men who built and shaped it. This happened in 2004, spring. Then, a massive blitz stormed the coast of The Netherlands and storming into Belgium and Luxembourg. After negotiating with the Holy Panooly government the eastern half of Germany was given to Guffingford, a few years later after talks with Unified Sith, the western half of Germany was given to Guffingford. Poland and Lithuania followed the next few months.

Now the nation has returned to National Socialism and denies the existance of WW1 and WW2.