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fotress where you cannot come in unless it has to be strictly for business for government led tourism hrough popular sites. A strong sense of hatred against Judaism, communism, Islam, Buddhism and other "heathen" and "unworthy" religion fans the flames ignited by the government who uses the hate to pass more oppressive laws. Guffingford is one of the most totalitarian nations with a population supporting the government unconditionally. | fotress where you cannot come in unless it has to be strictly for business for government led tourism hrough popular sites. A strong sense of hatred against Judaism, communism, Islam, Buddhism and other "heathen" and "unworthy" religion fans the flames ignited by the government who uses the hate to pass more oppressive laws. Guffingford is one of the most totalitarian nations with a population supporting the government unconditionally. | ||
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From the third century before Christ to the dawn of the vikings the tribe known as Guff was settled on what is now known as Newfoundland and a massive landbody between Greenland and Canada, where the Guff tribes are originally from. When the vikings reached Vinland (Newfoundland) they called the indian, native Guff tribes "skraelings" which can be translated as wildmen. They were hunters/scavengers without a real background or social hierachy. A tribal leader led the town and his band of warriors, archaeology shows. When the vikings left Vinland a few outcasts of the Guff tribe went with them and settled in Greenland, Norway and Finland. They adopted to the Norse and Finnish ways of life and grew into a wealthy part of the countries. Yet, returning to the lands of Guff was out of the question, the barren frozen scrubland wasn't suited for such a population. Norway was gradually overtaken by men who wish to build a strong Guffingford, a nation worthy of the men who built and shaped it. This happened in 2004, spring. Then, a massive blitz stormed the coast of The Netherlands and storming into Belgium and Luxembourg. After negotiating with the Holy Panooly government the eastern half of Germany was given to Guffingford, a few years later after talks with Unified Sith, the western half of Germany was given to Guffingford. Poland and Lithuania followed the next few months. | From the third century before Christ to the dawn of the vikings the tribe known as Guff was settled on what is now known as Newfoundland and a massive landbody between Greenland and Canada, where the Guff tribes are originally from. When the vikings reached Vinland (Newfoundland) they called the indian, native Guff tribes "skraelings" which can be translated as wildmen. They were hunters/scavengers without a real background or social hierachy. A tribal leader led the town and his band of warriors, archaeology shows. When the vikings left Vinland a few outcasts of the Guff tribe went with them and settled in Greenland, Norway and Finland. They adopted to the Norse and Finnish ways of life and grew into a wealthy part of the countries. Yet, returning to the lands of Guff was out of the question, the barren frozen scrubland wasn't suited for such a population. Norway was gradually overtaken by men who wish to build a strong Guffingford, a nation worthy of the men who built and shaped it. This happened in 2004, spring. Then, a massive blitz stormed the coast of The Netherlands and storming into Belgium and Luxembourg. After negotiating with the Holy Panooly government the eastern half of Germany was given to Guffingford, a few years later after talks with Unified Sith, the western half of Germany was given to Guffingford. Poland and Lithuania followed the next few months. | ||
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Flag 
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| Flag of Guffingford | |
| Motto: Today is a good day to die, but the day is not over yet | |
| Present day/future Germany, Poland, Faroe Islands, Benelux, Finland, Norway and Greenland | |
| Region | Imperial Armies |
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| Capital | Oslo |
| Official Language(s) | German, English, Dutch, French, Norse, Finnish and Polish - official language is Latin |
| Leader | Adolph Leighmar, Führer of National Socialist Guffingford |
| Population | +/- 3.450 billion |
| Currency | Reichsmark |
| NS Sunset XML | |
Contents
Quick overview of Guffingford
From the ashes of Austar Union and the occupation of Unified Sith, Russian Forces and Holy Panooly; Guffingford has risen to power in Europe. Guffingford is a strange nation where a totalitarian oligarchy known as the Central Committee controls the population by satisfying all their basic needs. A human gets instant satisfaction from food, sex and fighting. The first and last are filled by a daily dose of government planted and distrubuted food - added drugs to empower emotions such as love and hatred. Sexuality is the most difficult to control so the government has recently outlawed all means of sexuality not meant to procreate.
The party of Guffingford in omnipresent: posters, television, radio, newspapers and all other forms of media have been put under strict state control. The nation itself is an absolute fotress where you cannot come in unless it has to be strictly for business for government led tourism hrough popular sites. A strong sense of hatred against Judaism, communism, Islam, Buddhism and other "heathen" and "unworthy" religion fans the flames ignited by the government who uses the hate to pass more oppressive laws. Guffingford is one of the most totalitarian nations with a population supporting the government unconditionally.
The history of Guffingford & Misc information
From the third century before Christ to the dawn of the vikings the tribe known as Guff was settled on what is now known as Newfoundland and a massive landbody between Greenland and Canada, where the Guff tribes are originally from. When the vikings reached Vinland (Newfoundland) they called the indian, native Guff tribes "skraelings" which can be translated as wildmen. They were hunters/scavengers without a real background or social hierachy. A tribal leader led the town and his band of warriors, archaeology shows. When the vikings left Vinland a few outcasts of the Guff tribe went with them and settled in Greenland, Norway and Finland. They adopted to the Norse and Finnish ways of life and grew into a wealthy part of the countries. Yet, returning to the lands of Guff was out of the question, the barren frozen scrubland wasn't suited for such a population. Norway was gradually overtaken by men who wish to build a strong Guffingford, a nation worthy of the men who built and shaped it. This happened in 2004, spring. Then, a massive blitz stormed the coast of The Netherlands and storming into Belgium and Luxembourg. After negotiating with the Holy Panooly government the eastern half of Germany was given to Guffingford, a few years later after talks with Unified Sith, the western half of Germany was given to Guffingford. Poland and Lithuania followed the next few months.
Now the nation has returned to National Socialism and denies the existance of WW1 and WW2. All of the concentration camps have been blown up, all history books changed yet all leading figures of the Third Reich are still the same, but they died of natural causes. People who claim that WW1 and WW2 have happened are sentenced to death as a warning to others. The large ineffecient government is mainly concerned with defence, law and order while commerce and social welfare are secondary priorities. The economy itself is quite liberal for national socialist standards but the influence of capitalism is limited to the masses only. CEO's enjoy the same basic rights as any normal citizen; this is where a limited form of extreme left economic policies have been implemented: all workers no matter if they are a carpenter or a wealthy business man: when they are out on the street they get the same amount of money. According to the German Common Law (ratified on June 2003) all labourers are declared equal and are treated equal. Private hostipals must accept patients when the current hospital capacity is at its maximum and CEO's or any other executive corporate figures cannot and may not demand to be transferred to their personal clinic if not necessary. Insurance companies must accept everyone as a customer and the basic prinicples of medical care are as follows:
- A patient must receive the same care as any other
- Money may not play a role in the process of healing and/or revalidation
- If a patient requires direct medical aid then the respective insurance company(s) must pay in full, only if the patient cannot afford the treatment. If a patient is over the specified payment treshold then the payment to the hospital must be proportional to the patient's last salary.
Important characters
Adolph Leighmar, Führer of National Socialist Guffingford What exactly drives this man to oppress the people of the German Reich is a mystery, but it is known he's quite adept at doing so while keeping the population happy (not by his policies but by adding drugs to the food distributed by the government). His main goals are to forge a great German Reich. Success is just around the corner; the only two remaining nations are within his grasp: Lithuania and the Kaliningrad region of Russia. A hard working and friendly personality he treats his staff with respect and the citizens if they follow his direction. Communist hater but not afraid of socialism or more authoritation and government controlled economies.
Solan Rixx Whatever is know of Solan Rixx barely fills one page in word. A complete mystery to other nations but his name does appear a lot on international warrants and many native tribes around the world (especially South America and the Philipines) love to lynch him to death. Notorious grave robber, sacrilege... Well the list goes on and on. Rumours go he made a fortune of selling all sorts of ancient artefacts alone, enough to live quietly for the rest of his life. After he betrayed his sword comrades Adolph and Klaus he was sent into exile to Holy Panooly and now just lives there, sometimes allowed to make a statement by the Guffingfordii administration. Normally traitors are shot, but because Solan Rixx achieved the unification of Holy Panooly and Guffingford, he was allowed to live on. More about the unification later on.
Baron Dominique Templeton If there's a leader of Holy Panooly, it will most likely be this person and that's only because he accidently conquered the southern Panooly oilwells. The sheer luck of this mission was caused by a heavily armed band of pirates running amok on the southern shores and Dominique wanted to drive them off his grounds when he noticed they outnumbered his band of militia ten to one. Instead he burned a foreign oil installation to the ground and butchered the employees and claimed the oil as his own. He gained some international fame by effectively destroying invading Sarzonian vessels during the short war between Holy Panooly and Sarzonia. Always drawn back to the accursed lands of Holy Panooly (knick named the Green Hell not without a reason) he's a popular face over there. Jungle hunter, sworn aristocrat and loves to get drunk.
James Frwyhn When you can pronounce his surname without reading it three times or more, you are one step closer to solving the riddle of this man. He does a lot of work behind the scene, and his only comments to the outside world aren't even his; speaking on behalf of the cabinet or the chancellor. He's the unofficial head of the cabinet, although he isn't. He certainly behaves like one! Because the German government is quite... inefficient he also handles several tasks that deal with healthcare, defence and social welfare.
Klaus Schilling, PhD. Will be filled in later
Emperor Tilmun (deceased) Will be filled in later
Emperor Constantine Will be filled in later
Johann Fretch Will be filled in later
Overlord Leonard Ynsson Will be filled in later
Captain Max Merriwether Dafydd Will be filled in later
Jack Shaw Will be filled in later
Joseph Cyre Will be filled in later
Facts
- National Motto: "Today is good day to die, but the day is not over yet"
- Government Type: National-Socialist empire, built the same way as Nazi Germany and NS' Iesus Christi. Although Christianity is not compulsory for the population, it is in the military (not the higher ranks, they are specially trained)
- Head of State: Adolph Leighmar
- Head of cabinet: James Frwyhn (unofficial)
- Official/Predominant Religion: Roman Catholic
Flags, banners & ensigns
Official flag of Guffingford, also used as the personal ensign of the Führer. The oak leaves represent fertility and a good harvest, the Iron Cross represents loyalty and honour and the helmet stands for strenght and might while the sword stands for justice and judgment. When the flag is used as a navl jack, the black bar and the Eagle on the hoist side are removed and the central image is moved to the middle.
Official Prussian coat of arms. Used throughout Prussia (even some parts of Soviet Lithuania) but is rarely seen outside Germany. It only sees use during ceremonies or when the Führer promotes a Prussian officer to the Knights of the Iron Cross.
Flag of the cabinet. Every member of the cabinet must have this flag waving below the Guffingfordii flag in his home. Although an actual law has been made of this rule, nobody does it and no one enforces that particular law. One of those old custom that lost all of its former glory. Still, like an unwritten law the cabinet members wave this flag whenever one of their colleagues celebrates their birthday.
