Guffingford

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Guffingford
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Flag of Guffingford
Motto: To protect the world from intellectual and moral decay
Present day/future Germany, Poland, Benelux, Lithuania, Finland, Norway and Greenland
Region Imperial Armies
Capital Oslo
Official Language(s) German, English, Dutch, French, Norse, Finnish and Polish - official language is Latin
Leader Solan Rixx, The Great leader
Population +/- 3.2 billion
Currency Piece 
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From the ashes of Austar Union and the occupation of Unified Sith, Russian Forces and Holy Panooly; Guffingford has risen to power in Europe. Guffingford is a strange nation where a totalitarian oligarchy known as the Central Committee controls the population by satisfying all their basic needs. A human gets instant satisfaction from food, sex and fighting. The first and last are filled by a daily dose of government planted and distrubuted food - added drugs to empower emotions such as love and hatred. Sexuality is the most difficult to control so the government has recently outlawed all means of sexuality not meant to procreate.

The party of Guffingford in omnipresent: posters, television, radio, newspapers and all other forms of media have been put under strict state control. The nation itself is an absolute fotress where you cannot come in unless it has to be strictly for business for government led tourism hrough popular sites. A strong sense of hatred against Judaism, communism, Islam, Buddhism and other "heathen" and "unworthy" religion fans the flames ignited by the government who uses the hate to pass more oppressive laws. Guffingford is one of the most totalitarian nations with a population supporting the government unconditionally.