Kjonnigland
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| Flag of Kjonnigland | |
| Motto: "Alt for Kjønnigland! Nå, hvor er den nær ølforretning?" | |
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| Region | Arctic |
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| Capital | Sterkfolk (Pop. 746,830) |
| Official Language(s) | Norwegian (91.3%), English (7.7%), Ukrainian (0.8%), Other (0.2%) |
| Leader | Rt. Hon. Jens Stoltenborg |
| Population | 322,000,000 |
| Currency | Norwegian Kroner |
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The People's Republic of Kjonnigland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation located in the Arctic region, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 322 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste and avoid even more costly cleanup costs, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kjonnigland's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Norwegian Kroner.
