Kritschboilek

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Kritschboilek
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Flag of Kritschboilek
Motto: Our people are like our flag: they cannot be displayed.
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Region Hyrule
Capital Refesten
Official Language(s) English, Kentaresian, Flemish
Leader His Excellency Very High Illuminated Lord Deatzo Seol
Population 453M (17/10/2005)
Currency Kritschboilekjeskiiuwa 
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Kritschboilek (The Very High Illuminated Republic of The People of Kritschboilek)is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 453 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

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The History of Kritschboilek

It is unknown what the name of "Kritschboilek" comes from, many think it is just written blind down on a computer keyboard due to failing inspiration, others think it has a more deeper unknown psychological meaning.
At the very beginning, the name was still just "The Jingoistic States of Kritschboilek", which later evolved in "The Holy republic", "The Illuminated Republic", "The High Illuminated Republic", "The Very Hihg Illuminated republic", and finally "The Very High Illuminated Republic of The People of Kritschboilek". It was also settled in The North Pacific, but exactly the same day, even a few minutes after the very founding (22 july 2005), a mail was received from Ness Snorlaxia, and Kritschboilek joined Hyrule, were it still lives, in the middle west, right above Ness Snorlaxia and the National Reservate. Another thing we do know, is who founded Kritschboilek: His Excellency Very High Illuminated President Lord Deatzo Seol, who is still head of goverment.