Kyle di Fontana
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Kyle di Fontana is a member of the Nord-Brutlandese diplomatic corps.
Background
Little is known behind the true circumstances surrounding Kyle di Fontana's life. He was found on December 10, 1988 somewhere in the UN Headquarters by Nigello Castresana, a Nord-Brutlandese adventurer who was sent by the Nord-Brutlandese Ministry of Foreign Affairs to explore the possibility of Brutland and Norden joining the United Nations.
Castresana named the newfound newborn baby boy after Brutland and Norden's also newborn Crown Prince, and his surname, di Fontana, refers to the place where Castresana had found him (beside a fountain somewhere in a courtyard in the UN headquarters).
Nobody took responsibility for the abandoned baby boy, though rumors flew on the parentage of the child. The Nord-Brutlandese Mission took care of Kyle and adopted him as their baby. Kyle saw people in the mission come and go (even the man who found him died on a plane crash on his way back to Brutland and Norden). Nobody explored the possibility of bringing him to Brutland and Norden as he is a stateless person, and he would be sent straight to an orphanage if he enters the country.
Many people who came to the Mission liked him, despite all the troubles he was getting into. Even the Minister for Foreign Affairs, Bricco di Sint'Brullizio, showed fondness for the boy during the minister's stint in the UN.
Assignments
United Nations
2006 saw the United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden join the United Nations. Kyle did some odd jobs around the mission, from substituting for staff when General Assembly debates are predicted to become ugly, to handwashing the laundry when the Nord-Brutlandese Mission's washing machine broke down. Many of the Nord-Brutlandese staff liked him: Ambassador Carina Talchimio-Spicolli sometimes affectionately calls her "son"; and another older staffer even had a crush on him. However, he had strained relations with Deputy Ambassador Maddalena Pedrana, who usually gives him a good lickin' every time he makes trouble.
Omigodtheykilledkenny
When the Ministry of Foreign Affairs opened an embassy in the Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny, Deputy Foreign Minister for the United Nations Dr. Cestre l'E. Montòccegliano had the crazy idea to appoint Kyle di Fontana as Ambassador, despite di Fontana being eighteen and does not formally have Nord-Brutlandese citizenship. These would be the issues di Fontana's nomination would most probably be facing when the House of Lords tackles it.
