Makustania
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| Motto: Don't even think about it | |
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| Region | Muppet Show |
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| Capital | Makuston |
| Official Language(s) | Marakushtion |
| Leader | Lord High MakMak formerly of the Eggplant species, but not a highly paid penguin with a lust for *censored* |
| Population | 5 billion or so (did you want the incarcerated scum included as well? |
| Currency | the Kwondola |
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Makustania is a large and terrifying nation of extremely market focused INDIVIDUALS! Makustanians, who speak the famed and incredibly complex yet beautiful Marahushtion language, reside mainly in cities. However, due to 'End of the World' rumours, many urbanites have fled from the cities, the largest being the capital Makuston , to country estates, more well known ones being Mamakustianiary Fields of Grace, Repentance Village, and the famed Bitamakakustanioniationarista Convent. Although it is rumoured that Makustania and Mesuppetamia have a rather tempestuous relationship at times, the leader of Makustania has graciously sent out the following telegram to Mesuppetamian leaders, commoners and other scum who abandoned Makustania when it left for the United States of America.
It reads as follows
Dear Left-Over scum
Be prepared to be annihilated (but we used pretty writing) Makustania is here-by subsidising all fast food in Mesuppetamia, donating millions of Kwondolas to marketing and advertising for fast food outlets, and even opening some of our own in your left-overscummish country.
Hopefully within 10 years time your waistlines will have expanded!
And what was ours will be returned.
Yours fatfully (an error, he swears)
Lord High MakMak
PS: This is The Whatevers, just letting you know that Mak's nation has died and I am leaving her bio here as a little tribute to her. Thanks.
