Muddslinger
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| Flag of Muddslinger | |
| Motto: "Get a little dirt on ya!" | |
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| Region | Tundra |
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| Official Language(s) | English |
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| Population | 3.4 billion |
| Currency | Dirt clod |
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The Extreme Empire of Muddslinger is a huge, devout nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 983 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.
All streets are privately owned toll roads, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and mud bugs are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Muddslinger's national animal is the mud bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the dirt clod.
