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New York Jet Fanatics

Flag of New York Jet Fanatics
Motto: J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
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Region	Alcatraz
Capital	Meadowlands City
Official Language(s)	Official Language: NFL Speak, Secondary Official Languages: English, Spanish, German.
Leader	Head Coach Keith E. Guuchueb
Population	200 million and counting
Currency	jet
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The Nomadic Peoples of New York Jet Fanatics is a peaceful nation, located on the southeastern coast of Alcatraz, on the North Barrow Sea.

Government

The Nomadic Peoples of New York Jet Fanatics is officially classified, depending on which official category the U.N. would like to display for the current day, as a Liberal Democratic Socialist State, a Democratic Socialist State, a Civil Rights Lovefest, a Left-Wing Utopia, a Scandinavian Liberal Paradise, a New York Times Democracy, an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, or a Left-Leaning College State. Displeased with these U.N. inconsistencies, the Nomadic Peoples of New York Jet Fanatics prefers to call itself, simply, A Winning Team. The Government is concerned with the status of New York Jet Fanatics, and therefore it imposes a sensible, fair, and just method of providing important social programs. The government has set a list of priorities for public and private programs. The public programs offered are Education, Public Transportation, and Health Care. The government of New York Jet Fanatics believes that these programs are basic staples of life and should not be charged for. The government encourages a thriving, competitive private sector for the goods and services it feels are more luxurious, and not necessary for life, including automobile manufacturing, jewelry, and luxurious foods. The government also believes in the importance of the environment and is dedicated to its sustenance. The government is guided by our great Head Coach, Keith E. Guuchueb, who participates in each legislative meeting. Each of the 41 boroughs elects their governmental representative every 2 years. Each borough has 4 representatives. The boroughs are zoned so that the populations represented are virtually identical in number.

Cities

Meadowlands City

Meadowlands City is the capitol city of New York Jet Fanatics. It is located on the eastern Coast of New York Jet Fanatics, in the inlet of Kaashelinuur (So named for an explorer in the former Rogue Nation of Thoughtlessness) on the western coast of the Bay of Appadackus. Meadowlands' City is therefore perfectly positioned as a thriving port city, even though severe restrictions and endless inspections, which Head Coach Keith E. Guuchueb claims are absolutely necessary to prevent any harm from coming upon New York Jet Fanatics. Meadowlands City and its suburbs have an approximate population of 11 million.

Kashborough

Kashborough (kosh-BURH-owe) is located on the eastern coast of New York Jet Fanatics, south of Meadowlands City. Kashborough is a massive metropolis, containing an astounding population of 58 million, which includes a huge net of suburbs, which reaches as far north as Grayton Beach, as far south as Kennick, and as far west as Mount McCallach. A massive public transportation system, consisting mainly of undergrounds subways connects the entire region. Kashborough is a good tourist attraction; notable places include the Freegulf museum of sculpture, the Kashborough science festival and the New York Jet Fanatics museum of the mind.

Port Pennington

Five hundred years ago, Port Pennington was founded as a small port for ships that did not want to go all the way to Meadowlands City. It proved to be a successful endeavor, as it soon grew to be the great metropolis it is today. Port Pennington is known all throughout Alcatraz as being the most environmentally friendly city in the region. It upholds this ranking by enforcing strict rules on all things environmental. For example, all power collected in Pennington county is solar, wind, geothermal, and tidal. Pennington County also prohibits all cars that burn more than 20% of their energy in gasoline. It is a fishing community, as many small harbor towns are, except that in this case, it is a very large community of fishermen.

Namathton

Namathton is a tiny city near the Gerritt Mountains. Namathton is a city where very few people want to live, because it is on the Northern Gerritt plateau, a very very high, and therefore a very cold place. As a result, rent is very cheap in Namathton, and many people who cannot afford to live on the Eastern coast, despite great efforts by the New York Jet Fanatics government to promote social welfare, move there.

Gakkic

Gakkic is a tiny city in southern New York Jet Fanatics. It was of very little significance to anyone in New York Jet Fanatics before the city grew sufficiently to receive their own own professional New York Jet Fanatics Football League team. Historians are not entirely sure of when that happened, but evidence shows that it was probably sometime in the 22nd century. Since that time, the Gakkic Hedgehogs have won 71% of the NYJFFL championships.