New York Jet Fanatics
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| Flag of New York Jet Fanatics | |
| Motto: J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS | |
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| Region | Alcatraz |
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| Capital | Meadowlands City |
| Official Language(s) | Official Language: NFL Speak, Secondary Official Languages: English, Spanish, German. |
| Leader | Head Coach Keith E. Guuchueb |
| Population | 134 million |
| Currency | jet |
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The Nomadic Peoples of New York Jet Fanatics is a peaceful nation, located on the southeastern coast of Alcatraz, on the North Barrow Sea.
Government
The Nomadic Peoples of New York Jet Fanatics is officially classified, depending on which official category the U.N. would like to display for the current day, as a Liberal Democratic Socialist State, a Democratic Socialist State, a Civil Rights Lovefest, a Left-Wing Utopia, a Scandinavian Liberal Paradise, a New York Times Democracy, an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy, or a Left-Leaning College State. Displeased with these U.N. inconsistencies, the Nomadic Peoples of New York Jet Fanatics prefers to call itself, simply, A Winning Team. The Government is concerned with the status of New York Jet Fanatics, and therefore it imposes a sensible, fair, and just method of providing important social programs. The government has set a list of priorities for public and private programs. The public programs offered are Education, Public Transportation, and Health Care. The government of New York Jet Fanatics believes that these programs are basic staples of life and should not be charged for. The government encourages a thriving, competitive private sector for the goods and services it feels are more luxurious, and not necessary for life, including automobile manufacturing, jewelry, and luxurious foods. The government also believes in the importance of the environment and is dedicated to its sustenance. The government is guided by our great Head Coach, Keith E. Guuchueb, who participates in each legislative meeting. Each of the 41 boroughs elects their governmental representative every 2 years. Each borough has 4 representatives. The boroughs are zoned so that the populations represented are virtually identical in number.
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