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region=[[Europa]] |
 
region=[[Europa]] |
motto=Those I can't crush with words I'll crush with my guns! |
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motto=A true friend stabs you in the front! |
map=''Unknown'' |
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map=''see: Europa'' |
language=''Unknown'', but presumably [[Russian]] and [[English]] |
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language=''Imperial Gothic''
capital=''Unknown'' |
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capital=''Hegemonia'' |
population=Approx 2.02 billion |
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population=Approx 2.6 billion |
 
currency=ruble |
 
currency=ruble |
leader=[[Gen. Constantine Cherchenko]]
 
 
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'''The Rogue Nation of Noitan Eugor''' is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population is ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
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UN Category: Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights:
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Some Economy:
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All-Consuming Political Freedoms:
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Unheard Of
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Location: Europa
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'''The Rogue Nation of Noitan Eugor''' is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population is ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
  
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 63%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.
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It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  
The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Noitan Eugor's currency is the ruble and its national animal is the Melvinic Bear.
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The public is free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, and criminals are executed and their property seized. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noitan Eugor's national animal is the bison and its currency is the ruble.

Revision as of 19:30, 9 October 2005

Noitan Eugor
noitan_eugor.jpg
Flag of Noitan Eugor
Motto: A true friend stabs you in the front!
see: Europa
Region Europa
Capital {{{capital}}}
Official Language(s) Imperial Gothic

capital=Hegemonia

Government
Population Approx 2.6 billion
Currency ruble 
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UN Category: Father Knows Best State Civil Rights: Some Economy: All-Consuming Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Location: Europa

The Rogue Nation of Noitan Eugor is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population is ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The public is free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, and criminals are executed and their property seized. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noitan Eugor's national animal is the bison and its currency is the ruble.