Noodlevania
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| Flag of Noodlevania | |
| Motto: If it sticks to the wall it is done | |
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| Region | Pacific |
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| Capital | Albequerque |
| Official Language(s) | [English], [Farsi] |
| Leader | Robert Freeman |
| Population | 284 million and growing |
| Currency | Noodle |
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Noodlevania is a militaristic and devout nation, noted for compulsary gun ownership and its strange taste in clothing. The bulk of the populace suffers from chronic laziness and stupidity syndrome, which is as of yet, uncurable. The national plant of Noodlevania is the South-Austrian silkweed, which, incidentally, comes from Florida. The plant has been known to cause painful swellings and frothing of the mouth, but most people grow it anyway**.
- (see chronic laziness and stupidity syndrome)
