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Revision as of 19:21, 1 June 2006
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| Flag of Polockistan | |
| Motto: Nach Polockistan, schlechtes Deutsch sprecht uns! | |
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| Region | PvP Nation |
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| Capital | Polockistan City |
| Official Language(s) | Bad German, English |
| Leader | None - Special Election to be held |
| Population | 200 Million+ |
| Currency | Polock |
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Polockistan is a very profit-oriented nation, focusing on the end rather than the means. Polockistan has nearly no crime, thanks to the omnipresent and omniscient police force. Polockistan is a conservative nation, and while it limits the rights of the citizens, it is in their best interests and the interests of their safety that it does so.
Polockistan has a strict "no-handouts" policy, essentially meaning that anything with the word "social" in it is non-existant. It does, however, have an excellent and affordable health care system, the back bone being four LifeWyze MediCare facilities in four of Polockistan's major cities, Winton, Handwall, Gretham and Delfburg, as well as four in the capital, Polockistan City. Citizens from all over Polockistan can travel to any one of these facilities to recieve treatment.
Leadership
Polockistan City is the seat of power in Polockistan, the home of the beautiful Minister Manor, which houses the Chief Minister as well as the Ministers of each Ministry: Foreign Affairs, International Intelligence, Civil Investigation, Domestic Development, Defence, Health Services, Labor, Agriculture and Education. The titles of each minister are formed by taking the first three (or four, in the Minister of Agriculture's case) letters of the first word of the Ministry and adding -min. The Minister of Foreign Affairs is the Formin, the Minister of Health Services is the Heamin, and so on.
Polockistan is currently led by Chief Minister (Chimin) Nathan Barrett, the father of the Great Revolution, in which Polockistan overthrew a corrupt, socialist government and replaced it with the current capitalist and protective leadership. June 25th marks the date the Great Revolution began, and is thus a holiday, as is August 15th, the date it ended.
Past and Current Leaders
Polockistan is currently without leadership, since the Chief Minister was recently assassinated during a groundbreaking ceremony for the LifeWyze EduCare facility in Polockistan City. Anti-LifeWyze terrorists are suspected.
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Nathan Barrett was born on the outskirts of Polockistan, and, horrified by the oppression plaguing the Jewish people, vowed one day to correct it. The anti-Semitic leadership in power executed his wife and child after he was elected into a political office and wrote a bill calling for equal treatment of the Jews in Polockistan. This assault merely catalyzed his indignation into hatred, and he soon led a rebellion to overthrow the corrupt government. He succeeded, and now, thanks to him, Polockistan is a haven for Jews, and many pro-Semitic laws have been passed.
Science
Polockistan has recently developed a form of nanotechnology, and the Ministry of Domestic Development is currently looking into its uses and viability.
Religion
While Polockistan does not have a national religion, 97% of its citizens are Jewish, including all Ministers with the exception of the Agrimin, and the government is known to be sympathetic to the plight of the Jewish people, and provide refuge for any Jews evicted from their homeland.
